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Holy shiz! LOLz!
We want an audiobook of her reading the ENTIRE thing!
Can U imagine how quickly that shiz would sell out?!
Do it, bb!!
You don't say?!
"Now, when you say: if you didn't black out it's a good night for you, are you serious?" asked Ellen.
"Yes, because I want to remember my night and sometimes I just don't," Snooki said. Adding, "So you're like, 'What did I do? Why did I wake up in a garbage can?'"
Thankfully, Snooki toned down the book for her teenage fans, but admitted that her tome wasn't entirely clean.
"I'm not trying to be a role model," she said.
Ha. No doubt!
It's finally upon us! The first great piece of literature of 2011!
Check out the cover for the brand new novel from our most beloved Snooki Snickers, A Shore Thing (above)!
The completely fictional piece is described as:
It's a summer to remember . . . at the Jersey Shore. Giovanna "Gia" Spumanti and her cousin Isabella "Bella" Rizzoli are going to have the sexiest summer ever. While they couldn't be more different—pint-size Gia is a carefree, outspoken party girl and Bella is a tall, slender athlete who always holds her tongue—for the next month they're ready to pouf up their hair, put on their stilettos, and soak up all that Seaside Heights, New Jersey, has to offer: hot guidos, cool clubs, fried Oreos, and lots of tequila. So far, Gia's summer is on fire. Between nearly burning down their rented bungalow, inventing the popular "tan-tags" at the Tantastic Salon where she works, and rescuing a shark on the beach, she becomes a local celebrity overnight. Luckily, she meets the perfect guy to help her keep the flames under control. Firefighter Frank Rossi is exactly her type: big, tan, and Italian. But is he tough enough to handle Gia when things really heat up? Bella is more than ready for some fun in the sun. Finally free of her bonehead ex-boyfriend, she left home in Brooklyn with one goal in mind: hooking up with a sexy gorilla for a no-strings-attached summer fling. In no time, she lands a job leading "Beat Up the Beat" dance classes at a local gym, and is scooped up by Beemer-driving, preppy Bender Newberry. Only problem: Bella can't get her romantic and ripped boss Tony "Trouble" Troublino out of her head. He's relationship material. Suddenly, Bella's not sure what she wants. The cousins soon realize that for every friend they make on the boardwalk, there are also rivals, slummers, and frenemies who will do anything to ruin their summer—and try their relationship. Before July ends, the bonds of family and friendship will be stretched to the breaking point. Will the haters prevail, or will Gia and Bella find love at the Shore? For everyone who loves MTV's hit reality show, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's sweet, funny, and sexy novel perfectly captures the heat, the energy, the fun, and the drama of Jersey Shore.
We wonder where her inspiration for this masterpiece came from!
Especially since gurlfriend has openly admitted to reading two books in her life: Dear John and Twilight!
Can't wait to pick up our copy!
Pretty impressive considering we didn't know she could read!
Jersey Shore's Snooki will be penning her own novel. Simon & Schuster’s Gallery Books will publish A Shore Thing, a novel about a girl looking for love on the boardwalk full of big hair, dark tans, and crazy fights.
"I'm pumped to announce to my fans a project that I've been working on for some time," said the reality star. "This book will have you falling in love at the shore. It’s ‘A Shore Thing!’”
The novel (aka her life story) will be released January 2011.
Jennifer Bergstrom, Vice President and Editor-in-Chief of Gallery Books, said "Who better than Snooki to write a fun, sexy novel about a single girl looking for love on the Jersey Shore?”
Well, we're sure it'll have plenty of pictures!
[Image via WENN.]