We're horrified to report that Alison Gold's Chinese Food isn't her only musical creation.
If her chow me-me-mein wasn't enough for you, then feast your eyes on the oh so "delightful" ABCDEFG music video.
We know, the transition from take-out to a lesson in the alphabet could be a toughy, but don't worry because egg rolls totez make a cameo! HA!
But if Alison snacking down on the savory treat still isn't enough to give you teen terrors, the rest of the video will for sure make up for it with a puppet party and punch spiked by a giant man!
Yeah, that happens.
Ch-ch-check out Alison's sophomore snafu (above) if you dare!