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Bristol Palin Vs. Keith Olbermann

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Looks like Bristol Palin did NOT appreciate it when Keith Olbermann referred to her as the "worst person in the world."

On his MSNBC show, Keith called out Bristol for being a hypocrite because she appeared in a PSA promoting safe sex and abstinence, despite the fact that she had a child as an unmarried teen.

As he continued to lash out against Palin, he compared her being an abstinence spokeswoman to saying that George W. Bush "kept us safe, 'cept for that 9-11 thing, which doesn't count."

In response, Bristol took to the pages of Facebook, where she called Keith an "old canard" and said that "what Olbermann lacks in originality he makes up for with 'insincere incredulity."

She also apologized to Keith for not being "absolutely faultless like he undoubtedly must be."

We WOULD say that it looks like this could get ugly, but that bridge has already been crossed.

Guess we'll see if Keith lashes back again, although we can't imagine what he could possibly say that would be more brutal than what he's already said!

Team Bristol or Team Keith?

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Abstaining! No Sex Until Bristol Is Mrs. Johnston!

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On this very special episode of The Secret Life Of An American Politician's Effed Up Daughter, Bristol Palin has swore to keep her kaslopis closed for business until she is married.

Yeah, yeah. We've heard that one before, but supposedly, she is sticking to her mother's guns this time around!

This morning's announcement that Bristol has agreed to marry her baby daddy Levi Johnston was followed by the realization that Bristol is a spokes-hypocrite for abstinence. Considering that she doesn't want to be labeled a whore twice in her life, sources suspect that Bristol's engagement time will be spent picking out camouflage floral arrangements and not creating a sister for Tripp.

Hear that Levi! This ain't like the first time! The kitchen is closed until you make a mildly honest woman out of her! Think you can wait that long???

(Probably not!)

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Unwed Mother Bristol Palin Hints That She And Levi Are Back Together!

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Aw gee! Looks like these two might actually be getting back together!

After much speculation that Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston were living in sin reconciling their mess of a relationship, Sexy Sarah's daughter released this coy little statement today:

"I am doing my best to raise a happy, active and healthy boy. I believe that wherever possible, if the parents can cooperate and co-parent in a positive way, the child will benefit. Levi and I are turning a new page here as co-parents to this wonderful boy and putting aside the past because doing so is in Tripp's best interest."

Suuuure. We bet that's all you two crazy kids are doing…'co-parenting!'

It would just be AMAZEBALLS if he knocked her up again!!

We'd love to see her giving her abstinence speeches with a baby bump!! LOLz!

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Bristol And Levi Are Back Together?

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Sexy Sarah is gonna be pissed!

Rumor has it that Bristol Palin and baby daddy Levi Johnston are back on again!

A source close to Bristol reveals:

"Bristol and Levi are still very close. Now that Mama Palin is out of the picture and Bristol is on her own in Anchorage, they spend more time together than most people think. Levi even stays overnight. I think they are back together."

When can we expect Baby #2?

You know she's not going to keep up with that BS abstinence pledge!

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Bristol Palin To Become A Professional Guest Speaker, Charging WAY Too Much Money!

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We don't know what's worse - that she thinks she's worth that much or that venues will actually PAY her it!

Bristol Palin has signed with the speakers bureau Singe Source Speakers, and will apparently rake in between $15,000 and $30,000 for every appearance and speaking engagement she gives!

For all you interested in booking the twit for a truly inspirational insight into the mind of a Palin, she'll happily speak on behalf on such issues as "Abstinence," "Pro-Life," "Women," and "Youth" - because she's so wise in all of those areas!

Just what the world needs! Lovely.

BTW, where is baby Tripp going to be during all of this hard work??

BARF.

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