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Jon Stewart Lays Into Fox Over Fired Rutgers Coach Coverage!

Jon Stewart is incredible and he will call ANYONE out on their bullshizz. It just so happens that Fox News has way more bullshizz to call out that other news outlets, especially when it comes to blaming the "left-wing" media for everything. LOLz!

We all know by now that Rutgers' head coach, Mike Rice, was fired for being an abusive, repulsive, human being coach instead of a nurturing and inspiring role model for his young athletes. He threw balls and homophobic slurs at his players, physically shoved them, and abused them outright because somebody thought it was okay to give an unstable man why yearns for power some actual power.

It's a tale as old as time.

Well, Fox News brought their A-game (which would be other news' outlets D-game, at best) to the table while covering it, blaming the left-wing media for making it a big deal because of the homophobic slurs, and that this is why men don't act like men anymore, or something, to be honest they started to lose us as soon as they began defending this awful person.

Jon stepped in (above) and, of course, had to tell it like it is. Man, the world would be a better place if Jon Stewart didn't have to say such obvious things, but then we wouldn't have Jon Stewart anymore. He'd be out of a job!

We're so glad you do what you do, Jon! Don't ever leave us!

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Alicia Keys Needed A Giant-Ass Crane To Move Her Stuff Out Of Her Penthouse!

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While we certainly understand the need to use bigger machinery to move bigger objects, we do have a question about Alicia Keys needing a giant-ass crane to pull expensive stuff out of her $15 million penthouse: did they need a crane to get it in there??

We certainly would've heard if they did — which makes us think this is OVERKILL!

Alicia and Swizz Beatz just sold their SoHo condo, and started to move this week. That's hard enough when you live in NYC with any amount of stuff, but extra hard when your stuff is HUGE and EXPENSIVE!

So you hire a construction crane instead of lugging the crap down stairs and in elevators, which would further slow your process… and you pay probably over a $1,000 a day to rent it!

Oh, and if you're wondering: they're moving to New Jersey! Her world tour is starting with a move — fitting!

[Image via WENN.]

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Donald Trump Slaps Bill Maher With $5 Mil Lawsuit After Proving He Isn't Part Orangutan!

donald-trump-sues-bill-maher-5-million-orangutan-birth-certificateHoly horrible hairpieces, Batman — we aren't even making this one up!

Donald Trump just sued the HIGHlarious host of HBO's Real Time with Bill Maher for $5 million smackeroos!

The reason?

Because Donald isn't part orangutan!

Seriously! This story is 100% non-fiction!!

His lawsuit alleges Bill Maher agreed to donate $5 mil to charity if Donald PROVED he wasn't part orangutan!

The real estate tycoon since released his birth certificate — which, for the record, shows

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Joe Simpson's Alleged Boy Toy Denies 'Absurd' Stories About Their Relationship

After hearing a first-hand account from a male escort who says Joe Simpson paid him for sex and an insider's story of how Tina Simpson confronted her husband about his extramarital affairs, we're slowly becoming convinced there is some shred of truth to all of these gay rumors.

At the center of the scandal currently rocking Jessica and Ashlee Simpson's world is a 21-year-old wannabe model and actor named Bryce Chandler Hill (above).

While he allegedly has been using Joe as a sugar daddy for months, he's been consistently denying the accusations on Twitter and most recently tweeted:

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The Former Lawyer Of John Travolta's Accusers Is Suing Gloria Allred!

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It's a lawsuit triangle! LOLz!

In what has become one of the most ridiculous cases ever to never go to court, the attorney who once represented both of John Travolta's accusers is suing Gloria Allred for stealing his client!

Let's do a quick recap of events here: First, Okoria Okorocha filed sexual assault lawsuits against Travolta on behalf of two masseurs identified as John Doe #1 and #2. Then, both dumped him and withdrew their complaints only to hire Allred to maybe, possibly file them instead!

Now the lawyers are suing each other because Gloria has promised a counterclaim for defamation. She told sources:

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