Remember when Breezy & RiRi supposedly broke up for the 867th time and then promptly reunited??
Apparently it all went according to plan for Chris Brown!
The Don't Judge Me singer has gone through the break-up/make-up motions so many times, he actually developed a sure-fire system for winning her back!
He recently stood up Rihanna in Vancouver and then later hung up on her! What magic rabbit did CB pull from his hat after all that dramz?!
Did he write her a sentimental poem? Send her a bouquet of exotic flowers? Did the man at least apologize via via Twitter?!
As it turns out, all it took was