We live in one crazy effing world, that's all we can even really think to say about this.
Check out this news footage from CBS San Francisco regarding an incident last night in which a man somehow CAUGHT FIRE while watching porn in a adult video store, and then proceeded to run out into the street, apparently engulfed in flames (above)!
According to police reports, it's unclear how the accident began, but "police said the man had been watching videos in a private booth when the blaze erupted." Soon after he collapsed on the street, an ambulance arrived and extinguished the fire.
He's since been hospitalized and is being treated for his injuries in a burn unit.
Thank goodness! But seriously - WTF?!
How the eff did it happen! The porn couldn't have been THAT hot!
Sorry. We couldn't resist! LOLz!