Kellan Lutz is Hashtag. Agent Hashtag.
And he's like totes addicted to social media!!
We're totes addicted to his dreamy eyes and impeccable smile, but we digress!!
Ch-ch-check out his clever Funny or Die short (above) that spoofs everything from James Bond to MySpace!!
This vid was clearly made for the LOLz, but it showcases the Twilight hunk's silver screen appeal!
We think he's witty, charming, and a flawless physical specimen — the perfect lead for a summer action flick!!
Get to work, Hollywood scribes!! Scenes where Kellan defuses bombs in a Speedo aren't going to write themselves!!