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92-Year-Old Woman Shoots Up Neighbor's House After He Refuses To Kiss Her!


Holy shiz! So much for being neighborly!

A 92 year old Florida woman was arrested last week on charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon when she shot her next-door neighbor's house after he refused to kiss her!

According to local police, Helen Staudinger claims that she went over to Dwight Bettner's home on Monday, and refused to leave without a kiss from him. After arguing, Staudinger left without what she wanted, so she came back with a .380 semiautomatic pistol and fired four shots into his house!

Luckily, no one was hurt - but she did take out a window!

Bettner reveals:

"If my head would have been over just a little bit further, (a bullet) probably would have hit me in the back of the head. I've taken her trash out for her, just neighborly stuff. I guess she just took that as something else. I've got a girlfriend of my own."

Geesh! And this isn't even the first time the lady has acted out! She apparently tried to once strangle a woman she thought that he was dating!

Good lord! We'd say it's about time this guy finds a new place - and far away from this woman! Or else he's going to wake up tied to her bed, all Misery-style!

But in all seriousness, it's clear that she is not even close to well, so hopefully she's now getting the help that she needs, and her neighbor can go back to living his life without any uncomfortable interruptions.


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Mugshot Hall Of Fame.


That exquisite tan line is so captivating that we almost forget what a raging douche monster this guy is.

Check out (above) the mugshot of Florida's very own Robert Barker, who was arrested for child abuse and aggravated assault with a weapon after neighbors saw him shooting a BB gun at a boy while he was forced to do wind sprints!

According to the police report, the boy had failed to finish playing in a school football game earlier in the day, so Barker decided 'motivate' hi to do better by shooting at him while he performed sprints in full football gear and 107 degree heat.


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