The Survivor community was rocked to it's core yesterday after one of their own was taken too soon in a freak accident.
Caleb Bankston, who competed on Survivor: Blood vs. Water, died when the train he was on derailed on Tuesday in Birmingham. The details of the accident remain unknown, though we do know that he worked for the Alabama Warrior Railway and that it is very possible he was working at the time of his death.
Caleb competed alongside his fiance Colton Cumbie in the 2013 edition of the show, placing ninth. They were due to marry in October.
Our condolences go out to Colton and all who loved Caleb in this dark and sad time.
[Image via CBS.]
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Hoooooray! We have AMAZEBALLZ(INURMOUTH) news for Alabamians who enjoy blow jobs and butt-sex!!!
According to people who dress nicely and carry briefcases, Alabama took a huge step toward not being the most awful and intolerantly humid hole in the world last week when they finally (FINALLY!) decriminalized oral & anal sex!
That's right, sports fans — feel free to ride the baloney pony to poop town and stop in Tuscaloosa on the way!!!
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This sounds like a crazy case of catfishing gone wrong!
According to court documents, Marissa Williams, a 19-year-old girl living with her aunt, was arrested on account of solicitation of murder.
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Ugh! Talk about your growing pains!!!
Child actor and adult bigot Kirk Cameron has an interesting new take on same sex marriage!
He's still against it, apparently, but not preoccupied with it. He's less interested in fighting against it tooth-and-nail because he believes there are bigger fish to fry!
Bigger fish, in this case, is a metaphor for "adulterers" and "fornicators." While Kirk of course doesn't plan to literally fry them, we guess he thinks a pitchfork-wielding demon will take care of that once they're sent to the lake of fire for their sins.
Uh, cool story, bro!
Kirk held a seminar about marriage in Alabama last month and his words were surprising. He revealed:
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Get this girl to the Olympics!
The other national teams wouldn't stand a chance against Lloimincia Hall, a 21-year-old gymnast for LSU who has some AH-Mazing moves!
Just look at her tumbles, twists and hip-hop dance moves that she used to score a PERFECT 10 at a
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Aww! So much happiness!
Katherine Webb, aka the girl Brent Musburger made famous, and her quarterback boyfriend A.J. McCarron are going to tie the knot!
The groom-to-be popped the question at Beach Club restaurant in Gulf Shores, Alabama, and WOW is that ring gorgeous!
Katherine tweeted a pic of the couple (below), as well as a closeup of the ring (above), revealing
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Religious or not, it's SO weird how backwards legislature can be!
We mean — it totally says there needs to be a separation of church and state flat-out in our government, so when we hear that Alabama legislature has passed a bill that requires students to pray every morning… well, you can understand our confusion!
Isn't it 2014??
Apparently the key committee in Alabama's House of Representatives pushed the bill through last week, which says
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