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Christmas Controversy! Uproar In Alabama After A Drag Queen Dancing Troupe Is Accidentally Invited To X-Mas Parade!

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The Prancing Elites are Alabama's greatest "all-male, African-American gay dance team" and we were tickled pink to learn they were invited to perform at last weekend's local Christmas parade.

Woo hoo! We LOVE it when small southern towns unexpectedly embrace the LGBT community!!!

Unfortunately, the parade wasn't as tolerant as we hoped. Apparently the organizers in Semmes, Alabama didn't thoroughly investigate the Prancing Elites before commissioning them to perform and didn't realize they were inviting a group of scantily clad male elves doing super seXXXy dances for Santa!!

That sounds like an AMAZEBALLZ party to us, but parade goers were less amused!

See how the whole thing went epically wrong in this incredible video…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Oops! KY Jelly Causes Post Office Evacuation!

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These days, you can't really be too careful when it comes to substances in the mail, but this is pretty ridiculous!!

There was an evacuation in a post office in Alabama because a substance leaked, and workers were sent to the hospital. That substance was KY Jelly, an arousal gel, and we bet everyone feels pretty ridiculous — especially those who went to the hospital!

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Rare Red Panda Cubs Look Like Stuffed Animals!! Cuddle Time!

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O… M… G… this is waaaay too cute!!

At the Birmingham Zoo in Alabama, two cute baby red pandas were born and they don't even look real! They look like stuffed animals!!

This is a big deal not only because they're the first red pandas born in the U.S. this year, but they're also a threatened species.

They're listed as vulnerable, which is only one step above endangered, and that's because there are fewer than 2,500 adult red pandas in the whole world!!

What's even scarier is that red panda cubs have a 50% mortality rate, meaning only half ever survive!

So far, their momma has been taking excellent care of her babies so it looks like these cuties have got a good shot at making it!!

Go little cubs, go!!

[Image via Birmingham Zoo.]

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The Prancing Elites Win Cheerleading, The Internet, AND Life!

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Alabama’s all-male cheerleading squad is a sight to behold, and not a thing on this planet could ever make us happier than watching these fine gentlemen get their cheerleading twerk on!

The Prancing Elites are SO FIERCE!!

There isn't a lot of info about them on their Facebook page, but one thing is for certain: their dedication knows no bounds! Long night practices, early morning practices — it doesn't matter. They'll be ready to melt your faces come game-day!

We can't even begin on the outfits… you just gotta watch them werk (above and AFTER THE JUMP)!!

Sorry Miami Dolphins cheerleaders! You gotta step up your game! LOLz!

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Awful!!! Alabama Teacher Charged In Mississippi Girl's Kidnapping!

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Just awful!

A high school teacher from Alabama has been charged for kidnapping a six-year-old girl from a school in Mississippi!

The teacher is ALSO accused of sending a scary text message to the parents…and then keeping the girl overnight in a hotel.

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Carnival Cruise Worker Goes Missing After Ship Breaks Loose And Drifts Away!

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It looks like there's a new story to add to Carnival Cruise's laundry list of recent bad publicity.

A shipyard worker has reportedly gone missing after the disabled Triumph cruise ship broke free from its mooring in Mobile, Alabama.

If that name sounds familiar, it's probably because it's the same boat that broke down in the Gulf of Mexico, leaving passengers stranded in a poop-filled cruiser for FIVE DAYS!!!

Carnival spokesman Vance Gulliksen says the ship didn't make it too far, but it's still unclear

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WWE Legend Paul Bearer Will Be Buried Tomorrow In His Home State Of Alabama

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Farewell, Paul Bearer.

The WWE icon passed away on Tuesday night after he suffered a blood clot, and now, while he'll continue to live on in our hearts, he is set to be put to rest tomorrow.

Bearer's funeral will be held at the St. Vincent Catholic Church in Mobile, AL at 10AM, and he'll be buried at Serenity Memorial Gardens.

Paul died at 58. He'll definitely be missed.

R.I.P.

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