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From Housewife to Stripper!

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Well, you can take the Prostitution Whore out of the Real Housewives of New Jersey…but chances are, she'll still be a Prostitution Whore!

That's right, former castmember and token crazy person Danielle Staub may have had her ass kicked to the curb by Bravo for undoubtedly being a liability to her co-stars' safety, but now that the Jafar-less season has started, gurlfriend obviously had to make sure that everyone still has her in their thoughts…which is why it should come as no surprise that she has reportedly signed a three-year deal with Scores Gentleman's Club in New York to work as a stripper!

Apparently, she'll also be appearing on their website, ScoresLive.com!

ClASSy as always, gurl! We bet your teenage daughters are absolutely THRILLED!

But hey! As long as she's there, it means she's not on reality TV!

And we think we can all agree - especially after how AWESOME last night's episode was despite her absence - that this is for the best!

What do U think?? Did U like the season premiere of Real Housewives of New Jersey??

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Teresa Promises Big Time Tears And Family Drama On Real Housewives Of New Jersey!

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Wow!

We knew that Bravo was going to try and keep the drama amped even though they lost the shitstorm of insanity liability that is Danielle Staub, but they may have actually done it!

We've been anxiously awaiting the premiere of the third season of the glory that is The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and castmember Teresa Giudice recently opened up about her relationship to the new additions, her cousin Kathy Wakile and estranged sister-in-law Melissa Gorga, who will force the reality starlet to expose a side of herself on the series that she has yet to so far!

Teresa explains about her new co-star:

"You're going to see a totally different side of me. It's really sad. I cry a lot on the show and it's very hard for me. I wanted [my brother] to get married so bad. [My brother and I] always said we wanted our kids to grow up together. And I really wanted her to become the sister I never had."

Wow! Sounds like some serious family drama!

Maybe all of those reports about the baptism debacle were true!

If so, we have a feeling that this premiere is going to hit the ground running, and HARD!

Danielle who?! LOLz!

What do U think?? Will U be tuning in for The Real Housewives of New Jersey??

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Separated At Birth

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Left: Adam Lambert at the 28th Annual ASCAP Pop Music Awards Right: Jafar from Aladdin

Do U see any similarities???

All kidding aside, while we're not feeling the facial hair, Adam's head of hair is looking fierce!

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You Sure About This, Weinsteins? Harvey & Bob Enters The Video Game Biz

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Aside from Aladdin, and MAYBE the video game based on Steven Spielberg's Hook, when have they EVER made a good video game adaptation from a movie?

Looks like The Weinsteins aren't letting that stop them, because today they announced the launch of TWC Games, which will create video games based on properties owned by TWC and Dimension Films for "mobile, social, and console platforms."

Does that mean we'll be seeing a Scream 4 video game soon after the movie is released?

Here's what Bob Weinstein had to say about the launch of TWC Games:

"The video game marketplace is changing at such a rapid rate. With all of the digital platforms, there are so many opportunities to broaden our audience with compelling, high quality, cost-efficient, video game entertainment."

Here's what Adam Boyes, the president of TWC Games' partner Beefy Media, had to say about the partnership:

“The Weinstein Company is an incredible entertainment company, and I share their vision for creating very high quality content for the marketplace. We plan to combine our extensive video game developer relationships with the impressive catalogue of properties to create and produce content made by gamers for gamers.”

More power to them if they're able to make quality games, but traditionally the movie-based video games are always the worst ones, so we're skeptical.

Do U think TWC Games will make quality products? Have U ever played movie-based video games that you thought were good?

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Pamela Anderson's Stalker Arrested After Trying To Board Her Train

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So terrifying!

Pamela Anderson was caught crying after an alleged stalker was arrested for trying to board her train.

The blonde bombshell was headed back to London Euston after just finishing her last performance in Aladdin at Liverpool's Empire Theater when the 21-year-old stalker tried to jump the train!!

OMG!

Pam was moved down by her people before police jumped the train, where witnesses say they held the man down and sprayed him with pepper spray before dragging him off the train.

The man had been previously warned to stay away from her.

Scary!

We're so glad Pam is safe and they were able to catch the guy before he was able to get to her!

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CJ Parker Pam Struts Her Stuff In The UK

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Oh, Pammy!

As she reprised her role in the pantomime production of Aladdin at the Liverpool Empire Theatre in the UK this weekend, Pamela Anderson donned a very familiar swimsuit.

Wonder how they worked that into her role as Genie of the Lamp.

Pretty impressive.

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Teresa Giudice Denies Rumors That Husband Has A Love Child!

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We hope for her family's sake that she's right!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Teresa Giudice has shot down rumors that her husband, Joe, had a love child with another woman, and claims she would not be too pleased if that evil Prostitution Whore is behind the gossip - which - let's be real - she most likely is!

Giudice says:

“I hope it’s not Danielle. It’s so crazy that I can brush it off. I don’t even think about it. I guess that’s when you know you’re really a star when people start making up things. What’s the next thing? Are we doing drugs? I think I heard that’s the next one. We’re both positive people and we don’t let the negative get to us. That’s why we’re so happy together. We’re totally in sync and amazing together. We’ve been married 10 years and I’m still so attracted to him. I look at him and I’m like, ‘Wow he’s hot!’ I think he feels the same way about me. I love his body, I love his muscles.”

Watch out with the joking about drugs, bb!

That's how Jafar works! She takes little things and twists them into something awful and crazy and that becomes the truth in her coke fucking whore little brain!

And she won't stop until she gets that magic lamp back on the show!

LOLs!

What do U think?? Did Juicy Joe have an affair?

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