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Prostitution Whore Goes After Ex-Husband And His Lawsuit!

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The dark and twisted depth of her insanity is never-ending, is it?!

We reported last week that the (ex!) Real Housewives of New Jersey's Danielle Staub had been sued by her ex-husband, Kevin Maher, for $5 million because of all of the crazy - and possibly untrue - shiz she claimed he did to her!

If you recall, Prostitution Whore was featured quite unfavorably in his autobiography, Cop Without a Badge, and so in attempt to do damage control to her castmates and the press, she reportedly accused him of all kinds of things - like forcing her to play Russian Roulette, rape, and killing her dog!

We're hearing NOW that Jafar has actually turned around and filed legal documents against MAHER, alleging that there is no proof that she made any of the aforementioned 'damaging' claims against him, and even if she had, it wouldn't make him appear in any worse a light, because he openly admits in Cop Without a Badge that he had a cocaine problem, was violent, and an all-around manwhore!

That's right! Having a drug problem is pretty much on par with rape and dog murder! All that shiz you said isn't damaging to his reputation at all, is it, Prostitution Whore?

The two are currently attempting to settle, but if that doesn't work, expect a trial in February!

Holy shiz! Can U imagine what that psycho would lie about in court?!

We almost want it to happen to hear what she'll say under oath! You know, if we didn't want her to just go away forever and never return.

What do U think?? Team Prositution Whore or Team Ex-Husband??

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Good Riddance, Prostitution Whore!

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Of course she's not going to get a spin-off! She's a legitimate psychopath and a liability to Bravo!

Ever since it was announced the Prostitution Whore Coke Fucking Whore Jafar from Aladdin's long lost twin Danielle Staub would not be returning to The Real Housewives of New Jersey for its third season, she's been ranting about her potential spin-off, and even hinting that she may join the cast of The Real Housewives of New York!

We assumed that it was all about as delusional as her constant claims that her former castmates are attempting to murder her wherever she goes, but now we've had it CONFIRMED.

Sources close to Bravo are reporting that producers of the show are so fed up with Staub's out of control antics that not only did they fire her right before they filmed the Reunion episode - just to ensure she'd be at her most batshit finest - but that nobody at the network wants anything to do with her in any capacity! And apparently, the castmembers of New York have threatened to walk if they try and put her on!

Bwa ha ha!

And even if Bravo fell on its head and stopped thinking rationally long enough to even consider keeping her around, Staub's ex-husband Tom has reportedly filed for primary custody of their daughter, the little cutie pie Jillian (that poor child), which has effed up the proper work permits - that would allow her to be filmed - from being filed!

So if you hear good ole' Prostitution Whore ranting about all of her various opportunities or 'spin-offs,' it's BULLSHIZ!

LOLs!

Good riddance, Prostitution Whore! And take your busted horcruxes weave with you!

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Pam Covers It All Up

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Is she sick???

Pamela Anderson attended a press conference in England on Thursday wearing a lot more fabric than she's used to.

The usually scantily clad lady picked out a merlot colored jumpsuit and black boots to announce she will be playing Genie in the Christmas production of Aladdin.

We're baffled that there's not even a hint of cleavage or boob showing!

Weird.

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More Panto For Pam!

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She must need the money!

Pam Anderson will be returning to the UK this Christmas to star in another pantomime at the Empire Theatre in Liverpool.

She'll be playing the genie in Aladdin and apparently she's already insisting on a remodeled dressing room!

We don't think a C-lister should be making such demands!

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Prostitution Whore Wishes Death Upon Castmate's Daughter!

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Wait - she drags this girl to court for tugging her busted weave and still thinks it's appropriate to write THIS?!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey's certifiably insane super villianess Danielle Staub has just gotten - we don't even know how this is possible - even CRAZIER recently when she essentially wished death upon her co-star Jacqueline Laurita's daughter, Ashley Holmes, via Twitter!

Here's what went down.

Apparently, one of her psychotic followers tweeted her the following message:

ItsMyBDAYToday AndIWant @_ashleyholmes 2 kill herself & videotape so I can sit back, relax, & share the popcorn w/ @DanielleStaub.

Disturbing stuff on its own, right? Well, the busted Danielle, who is starting to look and act more like Lord Voldemort than Jafar from Aladdin, responded back to him:

@PriinceEdwiin HAPPY BIRTHDAY boo!!!! May Every wish come true!!

Seriously? You're going to wish death upon a 19 year old girl? SERIOUSLY, you psychotic gutter pig?

That is some fucked up shiz, even for you. Deplorable!

We think the Prostitution Whore needs to be locked up! Preferably in a straight jacket, and with no one to give her any attention!

Bitch probably melts without it.

Unless she's turned pieces of her weave into whorehorcruxes! Then we'll never be rid of her!

We shudder to think what kind of world that would be. Bleck!

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

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Real Housewives Of New Jersey Going Off-Broadway!

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We applaud them for doing this for a good cause - but can these ladies act outside of their scripted reality show?!

Sources have exclusively told PerezHilton.com that the ladies of Real Housewives of New Jersey will be joining the cast of the off-Broadway comedy My Big Gay Italian Wedding for a select number of performances in September 1st!

Housewives Teresa Giudice, Jacqueline Laurita, and Caroline Manzo will portray the Wedding Officiater, Toniann Naso, and Angela Pinnunziato!

Jacqueline's infuriatingly dense daughter, Ashley Holmes, will portray Connie Scuccifuffio, and Caroline's daughter Lauren will play Maria Pinnunziato!

Former castmember Dina Manzo, who produces the play, will be making a special introduction before each of the four perfomances, and says:

“Just when you thought the hair couldn’t get any higher and the yelling couldn’t get any louder, here come the housewives. Everyone has a so much fun at this show. Audiences laugh out loud, it’s got an important message for everyone and the money raised from the ticket sales for these four performances will benefit such a terrific cause. So when I asked the ladies to be a part of it, they were thrilled to come on board. This is one wedding party you are not going to want to miss!”

A portion of the proceeds will be going to Marriage Equality New York organization, which supports gay marriage!

We actually think this is pretty cool! And if they suck, it will probably still be the kind of bad that you have to see for yourself - AKA just like every episode of their reality show!

And we're glad to see that Prostitution Whore Coke Fucking Whore Jafar from Aladdin Danielle Staub will not be terrorizing gracing the stage with her sociopathic presence!

Your talents are better suited for the sex tapes, bb!

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Debt-Ridden Housewife: Everything's For Sale!

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This is why you don't spend money you don't have, people!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Teresa Giudice has publicly denied her $11 million debt and her home's impending foreclosure, but just because you can pretend everything's fine doesn't make it true, and girlfriend is going to have to learn that the hard way!

An auction house has just released news that they'll be holding a Bankruptcy Auction at the reality star's home for their belongings, scheduled for August 22nd, and they've listed ALL the items going!

Ouch!

The list includes:

* Schaefer & Sons Grand Piano
* Wolf 48" Stainless Steel Range
* 1080 Pure 42" LCD Television
* Chippendale Style Arm Chair & Pair of Oversized Candle Sticks
* Pair of Shell Leaf Carved Crest Leather & Fabric Sofas
* Round Pine Kitchen Table & 8 Upholstered Tudor Style Chairs
* Four Section Center Seating Group
* 6' Ceramic Satsuma Temple Urn
* Large Gilt Frame Wall Mirror
* Greek Revival Style Round Occassional Tables
* Demi Lune Scrolled Base Table
* Decorative Fireplace Accessories
* Panasonic Viera Oversized LCD Television
* Dark Finish King Size Bedroom Set
* Oversized Wall Mirror & Kidney Shaped Vanity Table
* Love Seat, Upholstered Arm Chairs & Area Rug
* Credenza, Mirror & Decorative Items
* Connelly Antique Style Pool Table
* Mahogany Poker Table & Chairs
* Mahogany Home Bar & Stools
* Faux Marble Chess Set
* Foosball Table
* Suit of Armour
* Bar Height Gaming Table
* Chandeliers
* Chandelier & Sconces 1
* Chandelier & Sconces 2
* Chandelier & Sconces 3
* Framed Paintings
* GE Monogram Stainless Steel LPG Grill
* Sea-Doo Bombardier X20 Jet Boat
* New Holland LS190 Skid Steer
* Tandem Axle 10' Dump Trailer
* Fisher 28100 X-Blades Stainless Steel Snow Plow

Who wants to bet that Prostitution Whore Coke Fucking Whore Danielle Staub is going to be seated front and center at that shiz, buying all of their tacky ass fine things before she abducts a street urchin and forces him to enter The Cave of Wonders. You know, because she needs a 'diamond in the rough' to get that effing lamp.

Oh wait, wrong super villian! Our bad!

LOLs!

What do U think?? Isn't Danielle Staub actually Jafar from Aladdin??

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