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Dude Wearing "Drunk As Sh*t" T-Shirt Predictably Drives Drunk & Then Commits Other Crimes Too Awful To Even Print On Tees!

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We guess the "Douchetastic" shirts didn't come in size awful.

Twenty-one-year-old Ross McMakin of Oregon is inadvertently making a pretty compelling case for raising the drinking age to, well, older than him.

The barely legal boozer was arrested in Corvallis, Oregon last week after allegedly drunk driving his car onto the sidewalk, ramming into a parked car, and then, a bit later, choking his girlfriend.

Gross, right? Even grosser is that he allegedly committed those crimes while wearing the most bro-tastic t-shirt in the history of ever — it has "Drunk As Sh*t" printed on it (above.)

Ew. Just ew. Advertising your (alleged) crime on your tee is ick-worthy enough, but attacking your significant other, too??

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Guillermo Del Toro Directs Scariest Simpsons Ep Ever! See The Terrifying Treehouse Of Horrors Intro HERE!

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Put the kiddies to bed because this is a nightmare waiting to happen!!!

Guillermo del Toro took his talents to The Simpsons recently and the results were scary good!! You might think it's a step down for the guy behind Pan's Labyrinth and Pacific Rim to direct a Treehouse of Horrors intro, but you'd be wrong!!

A headless Ralph licks ice cream off the ground! Ms. Krabappel getting harassed by Alfred Hitchcock and his birds!!

This is one the coolest things The Simpsons has ever done!!!

Don't be a Halloweenie, ch-ch-check out the clip for yourself (above)!

Whoa! Simply AH-Mazing!! Our minds were seriously just BLOWN devoured by animated zombies!!!

We cannot wait to see the entire ghoulish episode!!

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Bates Motel: Spend Six Savory & Psychotic Minutes With Freddie Highmore! See The Intro HERE!

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Alfred Hitchcock must be rolling over in his grave right now!

Not because he hates Bates Motel — the A&E prequel to his critically adored thriller, Psycho — but because being stuck in the same pine box for thirty-plus years sounds totes uncomfortable!

We think he's due for a repositioning, LOLz!!

Above ground, meanwhile, the lovely Vera Farmiga and her adorbzies TV son Freddie Highmore star as Momma Bates and loving son Norman in a super-scurry modern retelling of the creepiest story ever put to paper!

Ch-ch-check out six mysterious minutes from the Bates Motel premiere (above)!

Like what you see?

Watch the series premiere on Monday, March 18… if you dare!!

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Check Into The Bates Motel And See How The Psycho Was Born HERE!

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Holy SHIZ!

Anyone who has ever wondered what happened to that adorable kid from Finding Neverland and Tim Burton's Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is about to get one HELLUVA rude awakening!

Because apparently, he grows up to be the serial killer Norman Bates in Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho!

Well…not exactly!

But in the upcoming A&E prequel mini-series, Bates Motel, the now-very-grown-up Freddie Highmore takes on the role made famous by Anthony Perkins as a teenager, with Vera Farmiga portraying his eventually-very-skeletal mother!

Apparently, the new

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Helen Mirren Thought Alfred Hitchcock Was A J-J-Jerk!!!

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Helen Mirren Hated Alfred Hitchcock

Helen Mirren may be playing Alfred Hitchcock's wife in the new biopic Hitchcock, but she says that would never have happened in real life!

Why? She hated him! According to her story, the feeling was

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Jessica Biel Dishes SeXXXy Justin Timberlake Honeymoon Deets To Scarlett Johansson

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Oh, JT! You smooth criminal charmer!

Just a year after allegedly you let Black Widow suck the poison out from the spider bite in your pants, she and your new wife joyfully gushed about your sex-ay honeymoon?!

Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel shared an intimate conversation at their Sunday film premiere, with the Avengers star asking specifically about Jess & JT's romantic adventurous Tanzanian safari!

And Jessica was eager to rub in the fact that Justin chose her share the dirtiest deets of her and Justin Timberlake's honeymoon!

She admitted:

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Joan Rivers: Showtime's Heads Are 'Drunk' 'Bipolar' And Could Learn From The Kardashians

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Joan Rivers: Showtime's Heads Are 'Drunk' 'Bipolar' And Could Learn From The Kardashians

What gives Showtime??

Comedy icon / pastic surgery marvel, Joan Rivers, PISSED at the network airing her new stand up special, "Don't Start With Me" cuz they DEMANDED she to stop promoting it!

In her own word's Joan says (while snapping her fingers) "Excuse me, it’s my concert, Madonna taught me that."

Mz. Rivers says she was really excited about promoting the show cuz:

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