WTF!!?!!?! THIS IS REAL LIFE!
Even the craziest tabloid couldn't make this sh*t up!
Lindsay Lohan has a long-lost sister, everyone! A LONG-LOST SISTER!!
For seventeen years, Kristi Horn has been adamant about Michael Lohan being the father of her love child — Ashley.
But he always denied it!!
Welp! He can't now!! Because thanks to The Trisha Goddard Show, DNA testing now proves that YES, MICHAEL — YOU ARE THE FATHER!!
Oh and speaking of wacky paternity testing, Maury even drops by to have a lil' chit-chat with the dad.
At one point he even asks the most important of questions