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CNN Suggests Aliens Or Time Travelers Abducted Malaysia Airlines Flight 370; World Proceeds To Facepalm In Unison

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That sound you just heard, that faint death rattle? That was journalism's last dying breath. Yup, the centuries old craft of reporting news finally kicked the f**king bucket!

And, before you starting pointing any fingers, also us to direct your attention to this:

CNN has been caught red handed.

You know the enigma surrounding the missing Malaysian airplane? Those scruple-free newsmen and women have been milking that mystery for two months, but their 24/7 tragedy coverage might have finally just crossed the line!

In a "scientific" poll they conducted, the cable news network asked fans and followers whether they thought Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 was… wait for it… wait for it… abducted by space aliens, time travelers, or perhaps even beings

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Chloë Grace Moretz Signs On To ANOTHER Young Adult Book-To-Movie Adaptation! Find Out What Struggles She'll Be Facing This Time HERE!

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Seriously, let's be real for a second, Chloe Gracë Moretz is on FIRE!

She's got a super successful Broadway show, The Library, her upcoming film If I Stay JUST released a brilliant trailer, and now she's announced that she's got ANOTHER movie in the works!

Busy, busy girl! We LOVE it!!!

Chloë took to Twitter to let the world know that she would be playing the lead in the film version of the novelThe 5th Wave.

The storyline centers around 16-year-old Cassie who has survived four waves of alien invasions that have basically desecrated the Earth.

While she awaits the even more deadly fifth wave of alien attacks, she goes on a journey to find and save her little brother and she meets a boy along the way who may or may not be able to help her.

Sounds super intense!

She tweeted the news:

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Whoa! The Mars Curiosity Rover Catches A Bright Light On The Surface Of Mars! Does This Mean … ALIENS?!?!

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OH! WHAT!?! This is so exciting!!

The Curiosity Rover, which likes to do it's own thing up there on the red planet, photographed a flash of blinding white light on the surface of Mars!

Which is SO COOL!

But, does this mean there's alien?!?! Have we FINALLY found proof of alien life?!

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NERD NEWS! NASA Scientists Discover Evidence That Saturn's Moon Has A Huge Underground Ocean! Could It POSSIBLY Have Aliens!?!

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HOLY MOLY! This is SO cool!!

NASA has announced that they have found evidence that one of Saturn's moons, Enceladus, has a HUGE underground OCEAN on it!

SAY WHAAAAAT!!

Back in 2005, their Cassini space craft saw vapor & ice coming out of the planet, so this caused them to investigate further, and they discovered the evidence!

Since the ocean, ya know, exists, the NASA scientists believe Enceladus could be home to extraterrestrial microbes.

Aka ALIENS?!?! Aka AWESOME!!

While microbes don't really count as aliens like we think of them, it's still an exciting update in the quest through the galaxy!

Who knows, maybe in the near future people will be traveling there to colonize the Milky Way in the name of science! LOLz!!!

[Image via NASA.]

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Scarlett Johansson Gets Under The Skin In Her Creepy, SeXXXy New Red Band Trailer! See It HERE!

From the guy that brought you two Radiohead videos in the late '90s comes suspense, drama, intrigue, and… ScarJo as an alien hitchhiker seductress preying on lonely Scotsmen???

Ha! AMAZEBALLZ!

Under the Skin director Jonathan Glazer latest movie and it looks marvelous! Well, marvelously creepy at least!!!

And, yes, Super Bowl starlet Scarlett Johansson really does play an extra terrestrial temptress roaming the Highlands' highways for fresh Scottish man meat!!

Are you frightened? Afraid this ultra-tense trailer (above) might get under your skin!

Hopefully these inspirational words from famed Scottish patriot William Wallace will grant you the courage to press PLAY:

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Katy Perry Believes In A ""Cosmic Energy" That Isn't God — It's Aliens!

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What the WHAT?

This kind of makes us wonder if there really are extraterrestrial lifeforms!

Sounds kind of out of this world, don't you think? LOLz!

In GQ's latest cover spread with Katy Perry, the songstress revealed that although she doesn't believe in God like she once used to, she's believes in a non-traditional "cosmic energy."

Gone are the teachings her parents have taught her when she was younger! KatyKat reveals:

“I see everything through a spiritual lens. I believe in a lot of astrology. I believe in aliens.”

Aliens? Guess that puts her in the same alien belief group as Russell Crowe and Jaden Smith.

We do have to wonder though, has the ET songstress actually seen an alien with her own eyes?? She continued to say:

“I look up into the stars and I imagine: How self-important are we to think that we are the only life-form?"

That's a good question, but also a scary one!

While it's definitely possible for other life-forms to exist outside of our o-zone layer, let's just leave this as something we should all contemplate.

CLICK HERE to see Katy's seXXXy GQ cover!

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Ex-Wife Of Pulitzer Prize-Winning Author Pulls Gun Out Of Her Vajayjay After An Argument About Aliens! Get The Deets HERE!!!

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Well, looks like her vajayjay is No Country For Old Men seeing as there's no room because of the loaded gun in there!

LOLz!! We kiiiiiiid, she totes proved there was room!

Cormac McCarthy's ex-wife, Jennifer McCarthy, no not THAT Jenny McCarthy, was arrested in New Mexico because she…

Wait for it…

Pulled a gun out of her VAGINA on her boyfriend after they got into an argument over ALIENS.

Just let that process for a second…

Are you ready? Because that's not even the best part.

The best part is that she pulled the gun on him, from her vajayjay, only after she dressed up in lingerie, seduced her boyfriend, and then had sex with him.

With the loaded gun inside her! It's a good thing only one of those items unloaded inside of her!

BUT WAIT. It. Keeps. Getting. Better.

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