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She Doesn't Look Like She Lost 50 Pounds!

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Just as we thought!

Despite Kirstie Alley announcing via Twitter last week that she had lost 50 pounds with the aid of her new food line Organic Liaison, the actress was spotted out and about (above) in El Lay looking just about the same size she always is!

What gives, bb?  Is the Magic Xenu Juice not doing the trick?

You can do it, Kirstie!

Don't give up!

[Image via National Photo Group.]

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Kirstie Alley Tweets About Weight Loss!

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We'll see about this one!

Kirstie Alley is Tweeting up a storm because she claims that her Scientologist food line, Organic Xenu Liasion, helped her lose weight!

She :

I've lost over 50 lbs…and I'm having the time of my of my life…30 more to gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

She later posted the pic (above) with the message:

Me and my Italian men friends

Hmm - how convenient, bb! You're strategically obscured from view!

You've never been shy about showing off your figure before!

Show us the body Xenu gave you! LOLs!

Eh. Even if she did lose as much as she says she did…let's be real. She'll gain it all back in a year or two!

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Tom Cruise Confirmed For Mission: Impossible IV!

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We didn't think he'd let anyone replace him in this franchise - he probably threatened to have his evil army of Xenu's minions reign terror and brimstone down on anyone who would dare stand in his way!

Paramount has announced that Tom Cruise will indeed be starring in the J.J. Abrams produced Mission: Impossible IV!

Vice Chairman Rob Moore says:

"We are absolutely excited about having Tom Cruise star in this movie."

Pssh. We're sure that they're thrilled!

Nothing screams big bucks like a washed up whack job who isn't a marketable action star anymore!

Good luck with this one, guys! And all hail Lord Xenu!

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