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Florida Dude Tries Swapping His Salad For A Blowjob With An Undercover Cop & Hilarity Ensues!

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Well, here's a cautionary tale about neglecting one's vegetables!

Alonzo Liverman was arrested Monday in Daytona Beach, Florida for soliciting prostitution from an undercover cop by attempting to swap a salad for a blowjob.

The 29-year-old reportedly wasn't carrying cash, but he thought there was a reasonable chance that the person he thought was a hooker might fellate him for a few handfuls of lettuce and six croutons.

What the ever-loving fudge? We love the barter system, but a salad??? How does this even happen???

Ate a big breakfast, feeling super horny, wife packed a giant salad for lunch that we don't even want… maybe we'll hit a street corner in the Spring Break capital of the world and see if any hooker wants TWO meals for the price of none!

See his mugshot and a generic picture of the salad he may have used…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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