We've all accidentally posted "Zac Efron's protruding pants trumpet" as a Facebook status update when we thought we were doing a Google image search, but sticky mistakes like those are usually rectified quickly!
It's been EIGHT hours since Bret Easton Ellis seemingly tried to order a couple kilos of Colombian Marching Powder through Twitter and he still hasn't deleted the message!!
Last night, after ranting about his early picks for the Oscars, the 48-year-old novelist said:
Did the dude invite his 360k followers over for a pizza party and forget to stock up on soft drinks?
Or did he think he was sending a direct message to his drug dealer while accidentally broadcasting an order for cocaine?!
He did write
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We KNEW Khloe Kardashian was onto something when she suggested that Scott Disick might be a psychopath on Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami!
Now, before you start calling the cops — Scott was just channeling his inner Patrick Bateman for an American Psycho themed Halloween party on Saturday!
Check out the uncanny resemblance (above) from the Sin City bash!
So where was Kourtney, while her baby daddy Scott was partying it up in Vegas? It seems she had some photoshoot duties to fulfill and stayed in watching a movie!
We can’t wait to see the whole fam dressed up on Wednesday — especially Mason and baby Penelope!
[Images via Universal Studios & WENN.]
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Well this is a new one!
Lindsay Lohan is MIA after no-showing at work yesterday — that part isn't new — and
her boss the screenwriter called her out on Twitter and… sent a fictional hitman after her!
LiLo was supposed to be in studios re-recording lines of dialogue she mumbled while filming the The Canyons, but that never happened!
Writer Bret Easton Ellis, the dude who desperately wanted to write 50 Shades of Grey and did write American Psycho, tweeted:
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We wish every actor aged as marvelously as Jared Leto!
It seems like just yesterday the 40 year-old film and TV star was sucking face with Claire Danes on the ABC teen drama My So-Called Life!
Maybe the nutritiously delicious grub we caught him leaving Whole Foods with in Manhattan yesterday keeps him so minty-fresh, LOLz!!
We honestly weren't sure he'd recover from being bleached-blonde and beaten mercilessly by Ed Norton in Fight Club or hacked into tiny, gorgeous chunks by Christian Bale in American Pyscho!
Scarlett Johansson knew what she was doing when she cuddle up to Jared at the DNC because he's matured into one organically tasty dish!
[Image via Buzz Foto.]
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Sad news bears!!
We thought American Psycho author and The Canyons screenwriter was truly capable of probing into the psyche of a sexually depraved business tycoon!
Alas, the only E.L. James script Bret Easton Ellis might be adapting any time soon is
50 Shades Of Bitter Disappointment!
He shared the triple-sucky story on Twitter:
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First of all, let us just say we're SO HAPPY they're doing an American Psycho remake!
We mean, it's been sooo long since the first one came out, right? Definitely a time to revisit! LOL!!
And a little birdie just told us that Bret Easton Ellis, the author of the wall street murder thriller, actually wants Scott Disick to play Patrick Bateman!!
Here's how the tweets and comments went down:
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Ok, you know what? This is just … unexceptable. We were on board with the movie being turned into a musical. It sounds inventive and the Spring Awakening people are behind it, so we know its going to be solid.
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