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World's Most Expensive Kabab

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Are you an excessively wealthy connoisseur of kebab? Then we've got an idea for dinner this week!

As of 10:30am on Wednesday morning, Food Network chef Andy Bates created the world's most expensive kabab costing $1227!

It's made out of a purple violet potatoes, coeur de boeuf tomatoes, milk-fed lamb, Kim Kardashian's engagment ring, and the Crystal Skull from the last Indiana Jones movie.

Okay, just kidding about the last two! LOLz!

Seriously though, that's a pricey meal, but is mainly because of decorative shavings of edible gold leaf and a delicious mint yogurt topping which is made from $400 bucks worth of super-luxe Krug champagne.

The kebab was created to promote Bates' appearance on The Great Food Truck Challenge, but we feel like purchasing anything costing over $5 at a food truck defeats the purpose of eating at a food truck.

We think Barrack Obama should hire Bates to make this costly kabab and sell it to the Chinese to pay off our national debt. We'd only need to sell about….3,453,096,912 of them.

Would U ever pay that much money for a meal?

P.S. we just made that last number up.

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A Bag With Balls!

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And a penis!

UK designer Andy Bates has designed quite the anatomical bag, or is it a sack?

The raunchy handbag comes with 2 big balls, a tiny pierced peen and balls that look like they need to get to the doctor fast!

Thoughts???

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