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Lindsay's Probation Officer Wants Her Behind Bars!

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How can any judge look at this and STILL release her back to her house arrest sentence?!

She CLEARLY has NO interest in listening to anything but her own spoiled impulses and delusions!

Despite the fact that Judge Stephanie Sautner doesn't think Lindsay Lohan should be periodically tested for drug and alcohol usage since the order expired back in February, the hard-pAArtying actress' probation officer certainly does - because not only did she fail a urine test on June 13th, she refused two prior for narcotics!

According to the probation reported submitted to Sautner this morning:

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Officers Rush To La Lohan's House After Her Ankle Bracelet Goes Off!

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Alert! Alert! La Lohan has broken through the perimeter! Sound the alarm!!! She's Shawshanking!!! SHE'S SHAWSHANKING!!!

Oh, wait. False alarm!

On Tuesday afternoon, police were dispatched to the home of Lindsay Lohan when her ankle monitor went off, signaling a possible escape from the starlet. When officials arrived, they found LiLo watching her 3-D TV on her rooftop, while simultaneously browsing scripts and posing for photographs for the tabloids.

Wow! She's learned to multi-task under house arrest! Awesome!

Anyway, according to officials, Lindsay did nothing wrong. There was no evidence to suggest Lindsay left the confines of her humble abode, so it was more likely that the ankle monitor simply malfunctioned.

Damn! Great! She's free to stew in her Venice digs for another day! (Just how many more days is that exactly? )

[Image via WENN.]

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