Hint: It's not the cardboard cutout of Logan Lerman!
No, Emma Watson didn't make the cut either. Though we're sure Tobias Funke would LOVE to stuff Hermione's magic wand up eight inches up his… uhh, nevermind!
It wouldn't suck to have Vampire Diaries star Nina Dobrev sling frozen bananas on Newport Beach, but it ain't her!
It's Mae Whitman!!
The actress played