Nike Being Sued For $100 Million By Convicted Felon! Says Shoe Company Didn't Warn Him His Kicks Were Deadly Weapons!
Does anyone happen to know what the opposite of "Just Do It" is???
Convicted felon/former pimp Sirgiorgiro Clardy was recently sentenced to 100 years behind bars for the brutal beating of a John who wouldn't cough up the dough in Portland back in 2012!
However, the ex-businessman is pointing the finger of blame at Nike, claiming the shoe company should include a warning that their kicks can be used as deadly weapons since he did most of the damage with a series of, well, kicks!
We'll give you a second to try to wrap your brain around that logic. Nope? Nothing? Yeah, us neither!
Sirgioro filed legal paperwork to Multnomah County Circuit Court, claiming:
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