Alabama Strikes Down Anti-Sodomy Laws!!! You Can Finally Gobble The Goop & Get Mud On Your Duck In Peace!
Hoooooray! We have AMAZEBALLZ(INURMOUTH) news for Alabamians who enjoy blow jobs and butt-sex!!!
According to people who dress nicely and carry briefcases, Alabama took a huge step toward not being the most awful and intolerantly humid hole in the world last week when they finally (FINALLY!) decriminalized oral & anal sex!
That's right, sports fans — feel free to ride the baloney pony to poop town and stop in Tuscaloosa on the way!!!