A man in Southeastern China learned a valuable lesson the hard way…
Don't shove live animals up your butt!!
The man had to admit himself to a hospital after he tried to emulate a crazy porno he saw by sticking a live eel up his booty!
He rammed a 20-inch-long Asian swamp eel into his anus and
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If you took your average Bloods gang member and shoved a bunch of bags of heroin up his butt, how many do you think you could fit?
You'd have access to all the same equipment a real Bloods gang member would have, like little baggies, heroin, and probably like, vaseline or spit or whatever! LOLz!
Anyway, if you guessed anything less than 100, you were super wrong!
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According to a new fossil study, an ancient sea creature that resembled a tulip had it's BUTT right next to its mouth!! EEK!
When the research was first conducted, it was believed that the animal was part of the species entoprocta, but after Zhifei Zhang of the Northwest University in Xi'an led a group of researchers in Yunnan, China… they found that the animal was part of the Cotyledion tylodes.
Zhang's group inspected 418 species and found that the C. tylodes only existed in one spot, which meant that they dribbled water through their tentacles that were near its mouth and ANUS.
And on top of that, their mouth and butt were
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Well that's one way to party like a rockstar…
Promoting his new tell-all — Rod: The Autobiography, Rod Stewart has confessed the most bizarre way he ever did drugs.
Instead of snorting the lil' white fairies, Rod actually began shoving the powder snow up his own butt. Yep!
He and Faces bandmate Ronnie Wood would do this after Ronnie became afraid of damaging his septum through the more traditional use of cocaine.
Rod bravely reveals:
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Everybody wipes 'em, some people bleach 'em and now a few body art enthusiasts are tattooing 'em too!
Yes, tattooing the butthole is a thing now. The NSFW video (above) proves it.
We're not sure how we feel about it, but just thought the world should know that it is an option.
While we can't imagine that anal tattooing is a comfortable procedure, at least you'll never be turned away from a job because of a visible tattoo. LOL!
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