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Chubby Checker Sues HP Over Peen-Measuring 'Chubby Checker App,' HIGHlarity Ensues!

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But, but.. it's so cleverly named!

Rock 'n' roll legend Chubby Checker recently filed a multi-million dollar lawsuit against Hewlett-Packard, claiming a smartphone app they published under the musician's name did “irreparable damage and harm” to his reputation.

The Chubby Checker App, you see, estimates the size of a man's package… and we aren't referring to the kind UPS delivers!

Through some miracle of science, it uses a dude's shoe size to determine what size drill bit he keeps in the tool box, if you know what we mean!

And, if you don't know what we mean, let us spell it out:

Penises! We are talking about penises! Their length! Width! Girth! The whole nine yards inches!! HA!

We totes understand why the 71-year-old Twist singer is horrified to see his legacy twisted by a penile punchline, but… what an epically HIGHlarious punchline it was!

UPDATE: Chubby Checker spoke publicly about his legal dramz. He said:

"I don't want people to go around calling me a penis."

Well, there you have it! He's a singer, not a schlong!

[Image via WENN.]

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So Much For "Doing Amazing!" Amanda Bynes Thrown Out Of Gym For Bizarre Behavior!

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Amanda Bynes apparently has a very different definition of the word "amazing" than the rest of the world!

The troubled actress has been up to all sorts of bizarre shenanigans this week ever since her car was finally impounded after a series of hit-and-runs, and despite assuring herself the public that she's fine and doesn't even drink, her behavior Tuesday night at the Equinox gym in Hollywood suggests otherwise!

According to witnesses, Amanda was participating in a 50-minute spinning class when she decided that working out was not her number one priority, got off of her bike, and started wandering around the room aimlessly!

Ultimately, she found a replacement machine closer to a mirror, but when she started cycling again, she took off her shirt and continued exercising in a "tiny black strapless push-up bra…not a sports bra!"

Later on, Amanda decided

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No One Wants To Rent Octo-Mom A House!

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It's tough out there for an Octo-Mom!

Nadya Suleman's old home has been foreclosed upon, and now, she apparently can't find a new home to rent for she and her 14 children, because nobody wants

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WATCH Cheryl Cole Make A Million Lights!

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This Brit lurves her some El Lay!

Wanna know what happened behind the scenes during the recording of Cheryl Cole's new incrediballz album A Million Lights?

Okay! You can! Ch-Ch-Check the Mz Cole making of A Million Lights (above)!

She has a LOT of brizilliant things she has to say about Cali.

Warning: UK folk may get jelly!

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Next Week, On Veep

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HA!

Moment of truth: we're not sure watching Julia Louis-Dreyfus shove her foot in her mouth will ever get old!

Next week on Veep our fave pretend lady VP (sorry Sarah) is losing control of her disrespectful staff, and her ability to talk to strangers! LOL!

This show gets better with every episode. No wonder HBO picked it up after only 2 episodes!

Presssss Plaaaay (above) to see the a preview for Veep episode 4, Chung!

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