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Obsessed With Capturing The Perfect Selfie?! Now You Can Slim Down Any Pic With This Distorted & Deceiving App!

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Are you ready to receive the digital slim down??

Because SkinneePix is about to supply it!

This new app (which can be purchased only on Apple products) offers personal Photoshopping for your face—relaxing the smile lines of concerned selfie-takers ALL OVER THE GLOBE!

The picture program, which costs $0.99, asks users to decide how much “weight” they want removed from their photos before posting to social media….

Seriously - 5, 10, 15 lbs!

Ironically, the app was created by a company calling themselves, Pretty Smart Women LLC (LOLz), who created the altering program because many of their pals were frequent pic posters to Instagram and Twitter:

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Chubby Checker Sues HP Over Peen-Measuring 'Chubby Checker App,' HIGHlarity Ensues!

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But, but.. it's so cleverly named!

Rock 'n' roll legend Chubby Checker recently filed a multi-million dollar lawsuit against Hewlett-Packard, claiming a smartphone app they published under the musician's name did “irreparable damage and harm” to his reputation.

The Chubby Checker App, you see, estimates the size of a man's package… and we aren't referring to the kind UPS delivers!

Through some miracle of science, it uses a dude's shoe size to determine what size drill bit he keeps in the tool box, if you know what we mean!

And, if you don't know what we mean, let us spell it out:

Penises! We are talking about penises! Their length! Width! Girth! The whole nine yards inches!! HA!

We totes understand why the 71-year-old Twist singer is horrified to see his legacy twisted by a penile punchline, but… what an epically HIGHlarious punchline it was!

UPDATE: Chubby Checker spoke publicly about his legal dramz. He said:

"I don't want people to go around calling me a penis."

Well, there you have it! He's a singer, not a schlong!

[Image via WENN.]

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Biebs Slaps Phone App Maker With Cease And Desist Letter For Using His Likeness…As A Beaver!

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Biebs does not like it when you compare him to a beaver!

Justin Bieber has slapped video game maker RC3 with a cease and desist letter after they created a game called Joustin' Beaver.

The point of the game is getting Beaver to sign "Otter-graphs" while avoiding the "Phot-Hogs" along the way.

We are not making this up!

Apparently, Biebs doesn't want the game using his likeness and his lawyers are willing to take RC3 to court.

Sad. Joustin' Beaver has a iTunes app rating of five stars!

[Image via WENN.]

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iPad Apps Are Watching Your Kids

iPad Apps Are Watching Your Kids

Creepy.

Turns out the the fun apps and games designed for your kids may be collecting information about them!

The Federal Trade Commission is now urging developers of mobile apps for kids to provide more information on user-data collection, cause they're pretty sure a lot of this software violates child privacy law.

The FTC said:

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It's Official! Facebook Users Will Be Forced To Use Timeline!

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Guess we should have seen this coming when they announced that they'd be releasing 60+ Timeline apps

Facebook has announced that over the next few weeks, they'll be automatically switching users' profiles to the new Timeline format if they don't do it on their own.

For those who aren't too familiar with Timeline, it makes UR entire Facebook history much more accessible…so if perchance you went through a hardcore Pokemon-quote-posting phase back in college, everyone will know about it sooner than later!

Here are some things to think about when prepping UR profile for Timeline:

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Facebook Adding More Than 60 New Apps For Its Timeline!

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Wowsa! Pretty soon we'll NEVER have to leave Facebook…except maybe to use the bathroom (until they make an app for that).

Yesterday, we were happy to hear about Fbook's new Ticketmaster app, which actually seems like something that we'd probably utilize.

Now, we're hearing that Facebook is adding 60+ new apps to its Timeline, including the following:

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Apple Bans DUI Checkpoint Apps

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Buzzed Banned

Bravo!

We never liked these apps to begin with and we're happy to hear Apple has decided to not allow any more of them!

After pressure from U.S. senators, Apple will ban the sale of any future applications that reveal the locations of DUI checkpoints not publicized by police.

The company released updated review guidelines for its online store, reading:

"Apps which contain DUI checkpoints that are not published by law enforcement agencies, or encourage and enable drunk driving, will be rejected."

While senators applaud the move, they're still not as satisfied as they'd like to be since the guideline only effects FUTURE apps.

Senator Harry Reid of Nevada said:

"I strongly encourage Apple to take the next responsible step of removing all applications that allow unsafe drivers to evade police checkpoints."

It's definitely a step in the right direction, but we feel these apps only do more harm then good by putting other drivers at risk.

Not only will drunk drivers be DRUNK, but they'll be fiddling around on their cell phones to avoid getting caught!

Do U think Apple made the right move or should they have removed all existing applications that reveal the locations of DUI checkpoints?

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