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George Clooney Is So Smooth He… IRONS HIS BALLS!!!

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You SLAY us, George! You absolutely slay us!

We're surprised anything still surprises us in the era of vaginal rejuvenation, but, when George Clooney dropped this bomb, our jaw hit the floor as our terrified testies ran for cover!

Friends, you might want to sit down for this one — the man with a million-dollar smile is a "ball ironer."

In regards to anti-aging procedures, George revealed:

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Argo Wins Best Drama At The Golden Globes!!

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Great news, everybody:

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are about 10 minutes away from canyon yodeling in between Jodie Foster's thighs!!

Don't forget to tickle with her Little Man Tate, girls! HA!

In other news…

Argo won Best Drama at the 2013 Golden Globes! Woohoo!

Ch-ch-check out the filmmakers' acceptance speech (above)!

Congratz, Ben Affleck, George Clooney, and Bryan Cranston — your badass thriller was the bonafide belle of the ball!

The historically accurate nail-biter beat out Django Unchained, Life of Pi, Lincoln, and Zero Dark Thirty!

And their victory was well-deserved!!

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Ben Affleck VINDICATED After Oscar Snub! Wins Golden Globe For Best Director!

Woohoo! We knew he had it in him!

After a week long debate over whether or not the Oscars snubbed Ben Affleck — they did, bee tee dubs — the actor/director/Adonis must feel sooooo relieved!

Not only did the Golden Globes nominate the impressive director for his work on Argo, but they declared him the victor, too!!

He bested the most accomplished auteurs in the biz, beating out Kathryn Bigelow, Ang Lee, Quentin Tarantino, and the legendary Steven Spielberg!

We are so impressed, Benny boy!

Go home and have congratulatory sex with your lovely wife Jennifer Garner, you deserve it!

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Robert Pattinson Awards Quentin Tarantino With Best Screenplay!

Writers are probz the most TALENTED people in the film industry… but they're not always the most attractive.

Perhaps that's why they decided to let eye candyman, Robert Pattinson, present the Golden Globe for Best Screenplay! LOLz!

Quentin Tarantino won for his wonderful star-filled screen flick, Django Unchained, and no one was surprised!

Not to say Zero Dark Thirty, Lincoln, Silver Linings Playbook, and Argo weren't GREAT scripts.

It's just Quentin kinda has the GGs on lockdown! LOLz!

See R-Patz present the award (above)!

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Life Is Good! Pi Wins The Golden Globe For Best Original Score!

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You may not be able to sing along to it, but the score can make or break a movie moment!

And Best Original Score can be one of the toughest races at the Golden Globes! So a big congratz goes to Mychael Danna and his work in Life Of Pi!

Ooh, tough luck, John Williams! Guess you'll just have to settle for being the most venerated composer in Hollywood history!

And hey, even Lincoln lost eight elections!

Mychael also beat out the beautiful music of Alexandre Desplat in Argo, Dario Marianelli in Anna Karenina, and Tom Tykwer, Johnny Klimek and Reinhold Heil in Cloud Atlas!

No easy feat! All we can say for Mychael is…

SCORE!!!

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Guess The Celebrity

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Ooh! Those are some purrdy hands!

Did you know they're attached to a celebrity?!

Hint: He was an uncredited cameo as a basketball player in Buffy the Vampire Slayer (the movie)!

OK, that probably didn't help!

What if we told you he starred in a superhero movie with his now wife? Are you getting warmer?

Many folks this master thespian was snubbed by the Oscar committee this year, but not for acting! He does already have one Oscar from the '90s, but not from the category you might expect?

Give up!?

These are the beautiful paws of……AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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EXCLUSIVE! On The Red Carpet At The Critics' Choice Awards 2013!

The stars came out to play in Santa Monica last night, for the 2013 Critics’ Choice Awards!

PerezHilton.com was lucky to be on the red carpet to catch up with some of the show’s nominees and stars of flicks like Argo and Moonrise Kingdom!

Check out our EXCLUSIVE coverage from the show (above)!!!

So much talent! Awards season is off to an AHmazing start!

Missed anything from last night’s ceremony??? CLICK HERE for the full coverage of the event!

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