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Why Is This So Amazing!!!

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We can't understand it. We don't want to understand it. We just want you all to watch this with us and experience a weird sense of joy that only this kid can bring.

We give you … Tommylife! And his soon-to-be hit song Accordion Boy!

Somewhere at the Ark Music Factory right now, someone is banging their head against their desk for missing THIS!

SUPER HIGHlarious!!!

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And Now, The Ark Music Factory Presents…

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Their latest attempt to recapture the magic of Rebecca Black. (FYI - It's still not working!)

It seems the Ark Music Factory hasn't learned from it's mistakes and is STILL trying to make a mega-super-awesome-cha-ching act of some poor, young "artists" who want to be the next Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber. Their latest act, Kelsey and Jack, just released their first video, Hold Me (above) and like the rest of Ark's acts, they're nothing to write about.

True, tween girls would probably really adore this Jack kid, with his surfer smile and Edward Cullen haircut. And yes, this Kelsey chick has some potential to sell crappy clothes to the masses of 9-14 girls who are searching for a new idol. But the thing is … they can't sing! There's enough autotune in this video to make Lil' Wayne cringe and cover his ears. And the song? Atrocious!

Oh, and don't even get us started on Jack "playing the guitar." Waste of a perfectly good instrument!

Still, if we are placing blame and getting these kids' hopes up, than the fault lies with those parents of theirs. At the end of the day, if they don't make it big, their dreams are dash and Ark Music is $2,000+ richer. So really, who is the fool in all this!

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The Rebecca Black Of Hip Hop!

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Oooooh. myyyyy. goodness!

This man is rapping like this, and it's not even Friday yet!


So many questions.

Is this an Ark Music Factory production? No.

Is this Rebecca Black's dad? No (we don't think).

Is this Michael Scott twenty years from now? Possibly.

Is this HIGHlarious? YES! You gotta watch this!!!

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The Latest Abomination From The Ark Music Factory Is Upon Us!

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There aren't enough magictives in our vocabulary for this, so we'll keep it simple:


Meet Madison Bray. As her lyrics have informed us, she is 9-years-old and she is the latest kiddie star to emerge from The Ark Music Factory's House Of Horrors.

Is it just us or are these kids slowly getting younger and younger? We wouldn't be a damn bit surprised if the next video features a 2-year-old!

The song, Girl Swag … is not good. It

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Ark Music Factory's Newest Superstar Has ARRIVED! Meet Lexi St. George!

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Oh boy! Will lightning strike TWICE?!

Now that Rebecca Black has taken her runaway sensation of a song, Friday, into superstardom, it was only a matter of time before the Ark Music Factory attempted to recreate their whirlwind success with a new, fresh-faced pop star…and here she is!

Check out 14-year-old Lexi St. George's music video for her new song, Dancing to the Rhythm (above)!

Apparently, she was found through a talent search by the company in a partnership with Good Morning America, and she's actually pretty good!

And we hate to say it…but so is the song! Simple, harmless, and catchy!

We just wish that the video had all of those glorious little gem of moments like Friday had!

There's the hint of one beginning at the 1:34 mark…but we want MORE! Ha!

AND WHERE IS THE RAP INTERLUDE?! That's where the greatness lies!

Nice try, Ark! But only time will tell if Lexi can hold up to our beloved Rebecca!

What do U think?? Do U like Dancing to the Rhythm?

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Rebecca Black Doesn't Need To Charge People To Watch Friday! She's Already Made Six Figures!

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No wonder she's willing to take Friday off of YouTube! She's ALREADY make six-figures from the video!

Earlier today, we reported on all the dramz going on between Rebecca Black and Ark Music Factory (AMF).

As a quick recap, Black forced AMF to take down her video because she wasn't pleased that they were trying to charge a $2.99 rental fee to view it, and now Ark is pret-ty unhappy with her.

We've also learned that Black has

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Rebecca Black Vs. Ark Music Factory

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Last week, we were devastated to learn that Rebecca Black's Friday video had been taken down from YouTube due to dramz between Team Black and Ark Music Factory (AMF).

Apparently, Ark wanted to make the video a $2.99 rental, but Black was NOT feeling it, so she had the video taken down.

Looks like AMF is NOT happy about all of this, and they're saying that they were blindsided by Black's demand that the video be taken down, without talking it out with them first.

Here's what an Ark rep had to say about it:

"We’re disappointed, having been in good faith negotiations with Rebecca Black and her representatives for months regarding any open issues."

"There’s been an ongoing, open dialogue with our company. So we were blindsided to get a Take Down Notice, with no notice, alleging copyright infringement instead of a call or email from Rebecca’s representatives."

"We are going to continue to take the high road and work out the complaint as soon as possible."

The video is STILL down, so it appears that they haven't worked anything out yet. Ah well…we've still got the video for you HERE!

Who do U side with? Team Black or Team Ark?

[Image via WENN.]

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