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Why Is This So Amazing!!!

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We can't understand it. We don't want to understand it. We just want you all to watch this with us and experience a weird sense of joy that only this kid can bring.

We give you … Tommylife! And his soon-to-be hit song Accordion Boy!

Somewhere at the Ark Music Factory right now, someone is banging their head against their desk for missing THIS!

SUPER HIGHlarious!!!

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And Now, The Ark Music Factory Presents…

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Their latest attempt to recapture the magic of Rebecca Black. (FYI - It's still not working!)

It seems the Ark Music Factory hasn't learned from it's mistakes and is STILL trying to make a mega-super-awesome-cha-ching act of some poor, young "artists" who want to be the next Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber. Their latest act, Kelsey and Jack, just released their first video, Hold Me (above) and like the rest of Ark's acts, they're nothing to write about.

True, tween girls would probably really adore this Jack kid, with his surfer smile and Edward Cullen haircut. And yes, this Kelsey chick has some potential to sell crappy clothes to the masses of 9-14 girls who are searching for a new idol. But the thing is … they can't sing! There's enough autotune in this video to make Lil' Wayne cringe and cover his ears. And the song? Atrocious!

Oh, and don't even get us started on Jack "playing the guitar." Waste of a perfectly good instrument!

Still, if we are placing blame and getting these kids' hopes up, than the fault lies with those parents of theirs. At the end of the day, if they don't make it big, their dreams are dash and Ark Music is $2,000+ richer. So really, who is the fool in all this!

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The Rebecca Black Of Hip Hop!

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Oooooh. myyyyy. goodness!

This man is rapping like this, and it's not even Friday yet!


So many questions.

Is this an Ark Music Factory production? No.

Is this Rebecca Black's dad? No (we don't think).

Is this Michael Scott twenty years from now? Possibly.

Is this HIGHlarious? YES! You gotta watch this!!!

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The Latest Abomination From The Ark Music Factory Is Upon Us!

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There aren't enough magictives in our vocabulary for this, so we'll keep it simple:


Meet Madison Bray. As her lyrics have informed us, she is 9-years-old and she is the latest kiddie star to emerge from The Ark Music Factory's House Of Horrors.

Is it just us or are these kids slowly getting younger and younger? We wouldn't be a damn bit surprised if the next video features a 2-year-old!

The song, Girl Swag … is not good. It

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Ark Music Factory's Newest Superstar Has ARRIVED! Meet Lexi St. George!

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Oh boy! Will lightning strike TWICE?!

Now that Rebecca Black has taken her runaway sensation of a song, Friday, into superstardom, it was only a matter of time before the Ark Music Factory attempted to recreate their whirlwind success with a new, fresh-faced pop star…and here she is!

Check out 14-year-old Lexi St. George's music video for her new song, Dancing to the Rhythm (above)!

Apparently, she was found through a talent search by the company in a partnership with Good Morning America, and she's actually pretty good!

And we hate to say it…but so is the song! Simple, harmless, and catchy!

We just wish that the video had all of those glorious little gem of moments like Friday had!

There's the hint of one beginning at the 1:34 mark…but we want MORE! Ha!

AND WHERE IS THE RAP INTERLUDE?! That's where the greatness lies!

Nice try, Ark! But only time will tell if Lexi can hold up to our beloved Rebecca!

What do U think?? Do U like Dancing to the Rhythm?

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