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Shia LaBeouf Grabs His Sack…Of Groceries With GF Mia Goth!

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We'll hold your bag any day of the week, Shia LaBeouf. But we'll leave that to your girlfriend Mia Goth. Sigh!

Looks like Shia and Mia are looking to transform some groceries from Gelson's into an autobot AH-mazing dinner!

Meanwhile, Shia is continuing to wear military apparel around town as he prepares for his upcoming role in Fury with Brad Pitt. Now, we forget, are Bud Light t-shirts standard army attire, or are they just for Navy Seals?

Whatever the answer, we kind love how you're going all Daniel Day Lewis for this part, Shia! There will be…Oscar nominations? We certainly hope so!

[Image via Dmac/FameFlynet Pictures.]

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Volunteers Too Fat To Join Army!

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Obesity is now the leading reason for a potential army volunteer to be turned away from service.

Over 1,600 soldiers have been kicked out of the army this year alone due to being overweight.

Maybe it has something to do with the ban on fast food joints on military bases being lifted…

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Prince Harry Rides Naked Stripper Helicopter!

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Prince Harry is looking mighty chipper before he boards that chopper (above)!

The royal, who took advice from The Emperors New Clothes during his Las Vegas scandal, arrived at Camp Bastion in Afghanistan today to serve as co-pilot gunner during his tour.

Who knew the ginger Prince could handle such dangerous machinery?!

Oh wait, we did ’cause those naked pictures of him totally prove he is the master of his … and ANY … domain!

Ha!!!

Check out more snaps of the Prince preparing to board his helicopter (below)!

[Image via WENN.]

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Prince Harry Off To Las Vegas Afghanistan For 4 Months!

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Well that's one way to avoid his naked, Sin City scandal!!

It seems Prince Harry is being shipped off to Afghanistan Friday, so perhaps those camouflage clad lads can teach him a thing or two about SECURELY handling situations!! HA!

Capt. Jock Gordon, Commander of the Joint Aviation Group which Harry will become part of, recently stated:

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Chinese Army Uses Flamethrower To Kill Wasps.

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Wasps…meet FIRE!

In what can only be described as a Godzilla movie gone horribly wrong, the Chinese army has taken up bug extermination in their spare time.

Except modern advancements like DEET, repellant, and other pesticides don't seem like an reasonable option so they're going to kick it up a notch…

FLAMETHROWER TIME!

Sound like a bit extreme??? NOT A CHANCE! LOLz!

Check out the video (above) to see the Chinese fry the crap of this tree these wasps!

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NFL Star Gets DUI On Army Base

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Having a cop arrest you for a DUI must be scary enough.

So image how Tennessee Titans' wide receiver Kenny Britt felt when he was arrested for a DUI on a U.S. Army base!

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Teen Mom Amber Portwood Wants to Go Back To Jail!

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It’s so sad, but it’s true!

Teen Mom Amber Portwood is tired of hustlin, and literally BEGGED a judge to take her cray a*s straight to JAIL!

After a whirlwind of legal dramz and an original 5 year sentencing for drug possession, Amber is straight up refusing to take the second chance given to her by the courts, and saying nooooooo to rehab!

Much to the astonishment of her lawyer, Amber fessed up to a judge in court today, saying her only hope to EVER clean up her pAArtying ways is the slammer, and there's a chance that even prison won’t work, because she’ll always be a “bad girl.”

So much for her hopes of joining the Army!

Un-freaking-believable!!! The troubled mom is currently headed to the Madison County jail in Indiana, where she'll have to await her sentencing in a few weeks.

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