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Ass & Pete Take Their Baby For A Stroll

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ASSlee Simpson and her hubby Pete Wentz decided to take their little one out into the blazing El Lay heat this week for some quality family time.

The lil' fam decided to do some shopping in Sherman Oaks and came home with a rather meager bundle. Money tight these days, kiddies? When is the last time one of you had a song on the radio, hmm?

At least your baby is adorbs! Look at the flowing blonde hair! He's a Simpson if we ever saw one!

But now, back to business. How's that folk album coming, Ass?

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Kelly Rowland Caught Lip-Syncing!

Filed under: Music MinuteKelly Rowland

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We bet it was easier to get away with this in Destiny's Child, for obvious reasons.

It seems that Kelly Rowland was suffering from Asslee Syndrome over the weekend as sources are reporting that she opted to lip-sync during a concert at the P.C. Richard & Son Theater in TriBeCa. Insiders are saying that her nerves just got the best of her, but this is apparently not the first time she has done this.

When reached for comment, Kelly's camp said she sang "live to track" due to feeling "congested." He made sure to add that she went on, despite feeling ill, because she didn't want to disappoint her fans.

Either way, we still feel like people were let down a bit, though we guess her lip-syncing is the lesser of two evils.

But get your shiz together, BB! Nothing worse than a performer who continually performs "live to track!"

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ASSlee Is Not Abandoning Music Career! Coming Back As A "Folk" Artist!

Filed under: Music MinuteAshlee Simpson

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ASSlee Simpson has been keeping a pretty low-profile since she got her ass fired from Melrose Place, and we've been wondering what exactly her next inspired career move would be!

Luckily, we will not have to speculate anymore, because gurlfriend is dusting off that 'music' career she left for dead a few years back and trying her hand at - GET THIS - a folk album!

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Check out this little snippet from Paper Magazine:

Do you know the direction of the forthcoming record?
I do, I do. I see the light. But I'm definitely not spilling the beans just yet. It's definitely a bit folky.

Way more folky than "Pieces of Me"?
It had that feel, but I'm really going for it this time!

Well, "LaLa" and "Outta My Head" were pretty major.
Well, I'm always a kooky person, so you're not going to lose that. But for me, there's an era of music that I miss and I wanna make that kind of music. The songs that we need to hear.

Yes, yes, and YES!

This is hilariously wonderful and bad news!

And just so we're clear, bb. You understand that folk usually means just you and a guitar. That shiz is harder to fake perfect. We hope you know that!

What do U think?? Are U excited for a brand new musical endeavor from Ashlee??

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Pete And Ass In NYC!

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We haven't seen them all out together in awhile!

Pete Wentz and his wife Asslee Simpson were snapped leaving their NYC hotel with baby Bronx Mowgli yesterday looking like a happy family!

That little Bronx is presh!

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ASSlee's Ass Is Too Damn Tiny!

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Eat, girl!

Ashlee Simpson stepped out last night on the red carpet of the Neil Lane Bridal Collection Debut at Drai's at The W Hollywood Rooftop looking incredibly frail!

Seriously, we are a tad concerned.

You're not making movies. (Thankfully.) You're not making music. (Sadly.)

And clearly, you are not eating!

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Bronx Mowgli Can Speak Spanish!

Filed under: Baby BlabberSilly!Ashlee SimpsonPete Wentz

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Pete Wentz recently revealed that his son with ASSlee Simpson, Bronx Mowgli, spends so much time with his nanny, that he's started speaking her native language - Spanish!

He reveals:

"He's speaking some Spanish! He's started saying, 'Sí.' I always ask him stuff, and he'll be like, 'Sí. I speak pretty bad Spanish but we have this fantastic nanny and she speaks Spanish to him. I think it's really important to be global."

Well isn't that precious?

We can't wait until the day they come home and see him calling the nanny 'madre' too! We're sure they'll be thrilled!

LOLs!

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ASSlee Gets Her Hair Did, Still Looks Like Ass!

Filed under: Icky Icky PooAshlee Simpson

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What the eff is she thinking?

ASSlee Simpson was snapped at the Ken Paves salon yesterday sporting these FUG inneresting new hair colors, because apparently the singer actress mom couldn't decide what she wanted!

Seriously, bb??

Your head looks like a skunk that rolled in his own shiz!!

On second thought, that looks like one of our old hairdos! Ha

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