Okay, we're sorry, but WHAT?!
Lindsay Lohan can LITERALLY not even take an effing shit without it becoming a worldwide news story, yet she's somehow managed to keep a BOYFRIEND secret from the press?!
HUH?! We almost cannot process this!
But it appears to be true!
Way back in October, a male cheerleader named Josh Chunn claimed to be dating the hard-pAArtying starlet when she was having her ex-father Michael Lohan thrown off her property during that disastrous failed intervention attempt! Yet soon afterward, we stopped hearing about him entirely, because as we all know, Lindsay began stalking Max George and the rest of The Wanted during their east coast bus tour!
Well, apparently, this guy has been waiting patiently
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