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Rhode Island Man Attempts A Robbery… With A Potato! Obviously Violating The Rule That You Should Never Bring A Potato To A Gun Fight!

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This proves that there definitely should be more spud control in this country!

Gary Deming of Cranston, Rhode Island was arrested on charges of robbery after he allegedly tried heisting a convenience store and a dry cleaner by pretending his potato was a gun.

This story is scrumptious and scary at the same time.

Apparently, the convenience store owner chased him out with a

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Man Behind Dark Knight Massacre Hospitalized After Multiple Suicide Attempts

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WARNING: DISTURBING CONTENT

James Holmes has tried to kill himself with multiple "half-hearted" attempts at cracking his skull open.

Stuck behind bars for the brutal shooting massacre that shook the nation during a midnight screening of The Dark Knight Rises, James tried to escape through death.

Law enforcement sent him to a hospital once they realized he ran headfirst into a jail cell and then tried to crack his head open from falling backwards multiple times off of his bed.

WTF!?! This guy really needs help!!

We've yet to hear of new attempts since his release from the hospital.

We're sure he's trying to run from the 12 deaths he caused, so there's no doubt that police have a strict watch on him now.

But suicide will never be the answer. He's gonna have to face what he did someday. We just hope that day comes sooner than later.

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