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Oscar Mayer Drops Bacon Dogs On The World's Asses!

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Open your mouths wide, because Oscar Mayer is about to shove their wieners in them! LOLz!

Are you tired of wrapping your hotdogs in bacon? Are you tired of having to buy bacon separately from your hotdogs? Are you tired of looking for another way to get bacon into your system?

No? You love bacon so much that none of that makes you tired?? Well okay then! Ha!

This news is good for you anyway! Oscar Mayer has just released their bacon dogs, which have bacon RIGHT INSIDE of the wiener! It's like a dream come true! Here's what they said:

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Get Your Get Out Of Jail Free Cards On eBay For Five Easy Payments Of 20 Dollars!

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Are you stopped by the police a lot for speeding?

Are you TIRED of having to explain yourself every time you're caught urinating on the street?

Do you wish you could throw a major party in your apartment building in the early morning without it getting broken up by the cops?

Well, do we have the thing for you!

Actually we don't personally, but if you go on eBay there have been auctions taking place where the highest bidder can buy a Police union card for as little as $100 a pop.

We know it is a lot of dough, but when you're in a jam it may come in handy to flash a card that says "Hey I am a former police officer or am related to someone of the law."

One unknown man in Brooklyn was selling a 2013 Detectives’ Endowment Association card and a “2013 PBA/NYPD detective mini badge with numbers.”

City officials are furious over the fact that regular citizens may be able to receive benefits reserved for people associated with The Force - one councilman said:

“We need to do a full investigation. It’s an insult to the people who do work for the NYPD.”

However, another councilman thought this would be an appropriate time to get rid of the cards altogether, saying:

“Our traffic laws should not be enforced with winks and nods. I don’t know which is worse, the existence of a get-out-of-jail-free card or the fact that the cards are being hawked on the Internet.”

We don't know either!!!

Would you buy a card like that if you had the chance? Is it worth the risk?

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Eminem Confirms New Album In The Works…On A Hat?!

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Yeah! We scratched our head a little at that, too!

But it seems to be true!

Although Eminem revealed recently that he working on material his next solo album, a follow-up to 2010's Recovery, the rapper has yet to make any official announcements on the matter…but instead teased that it's coming via his merchandise!

A new Eminem Tribute Baseball Champ Hat, which is available on his website, lists the years of all of his previous releases on the side…including 2013!

Ch-ch-check it out yourself (above)!

Oh MAN!

Well, if it's stitched into the side of a hat, then we all better believe that it's official!

Curious

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Check Out A Dangerously Delicious Preview Of Aziz Ansari's New Stand Up Special!

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Yes! This will certainly hold us over while Parks & Recreation is on its mini-hiatus!

Anziz Ansari has literally dropped a brand new comedy special, called Aziz Ansari: Dangerously Delicious, out of the blue by making it instantly available for a $5 purchase via his website!

But don't worry!

You can ch-ch-check out a preview of the hour-long stand-up routine, which was filmed by Jason Woliner last year at The Warner Theatre in Washington DC (above)!

LOLz!

Come on! That price is definitely a steal!

And we don't want him to get bummed out! Ha!

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Glee Original Big Ass Heart Now Available On iTunes!

Filed under: TV NewsMusic MinuteGlee

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Excellent! This was one of our FAVES!

Due to popular demand, Mark Salling's original song featured on this week's episode of Glee, Big Ass Heart, has now been put up on iTunes!

Give it a listen (below)!

Although we prefer the show to stick to covers, we hope that if they do continue to do some originals, they keep them short and silly like this, rather than anthems like Loser Like Me or Get It Right!

What do U think?? Did U like Glee's original music??

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Expect The Verizon iPhone VERY SOON!

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It's coming - and FAST!

Sources clos to Apple Inc. have revealed that the iPhone is almost ready for its release through Verizon Wireless - and is expected to be available by the end of the month!

Holy shiz!

Expect an announcement tomorrow about its exact release date!

Well, that sounds about right! Usually Apple likes to make its big device announcements about two to four weeks before they intend to release it!

This is going to be huge!

What do U think?? Are U excited for the Verizon iPhone??

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