Ha! Is anyone actually surprised by this?!
The monstrous Heather Mills had been chosen to appear as a - get THIS - motivational speaker at a charity dinner, but was eventually CANNED because organizers couldn't sell even a third of the 300 tickets!
How mortifying, Mucca!
A source explains:
"We sold just over 100 tickets but it wasn't enough to break even and as we got nearer to the event, the cancellation charges would be an issue so we made the decision to cancel now. Heather Mills was going to talk about her life and the challenges she's faced and also have a question-and-answer session at the end. She's raised a lot of money for charity and I'm sure it would have been very interesting. The people who have booked will have been very disappointed and we're sorry to let down people who wanted to support us. We don't take these decisions lightly."
Let's be real - the only people who even bought tickets to that shiz probably only did because they were hoping that the motivational speech would segue into a seminar on how to leech on to rich rock stars and take all of their money!
Better luck next time, bitch!
Bwa ha ha ha!
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