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Nobody Wants Mucca!

Filed under: Heather Mills

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Ha! Is anyone actually surprised by this?!

The monstrous Heather Mills had been chosen to appear as a - get THIS - motivational speaker at a charity dinner, but was eventually CANNED because organizers couldn't sell even a third of the 300 tickets!

How mortifying, Mucca!

A source explains:

"We sold just over 100 tickets but it wasn't enough to break even and as we got nearer to the event, the cancellation charges would be an issue so we made the decision to cancel now. Heather Mills was going to talk about her life and the challenges she's faced and also have a question-and-answer session at the end. She's raised a lot of money for charity and I'm sure it would have been very interesting. The people who have booked will have been very disappointed and we're sorry to let down people who wanted to support us. We don't take these decisions lightly."

Let's be real - the only people who even bought tickets to that shiz probably only did because they were hoping that the motivational speech would segue into a seminar on how to leech on to rich rock stars and take all of their money!

Better luck next time, bitch!

Bwa ha ha ha!

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Bethenny Frankel Wants To Keep It All About Her, Won't Return To Real Housewives!

Filed under: Icky Icky PooReality TV

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Oh BLECK!

Now that awful hack Bethenny Frankel has famewhored herself into her own spin-off series from The Real Housewives of NYC, she's faaar too busy jerking herself off to consider doing another season of the reality show that cursed her into our existence!

She screeches:

“I don’t see myself going back to The Real Housewives the way that the cast is now. [Bethenny Getting Married?] has been so well received, everyone loves it and it’s really all about me, so that takes a big weight off of my shoulders because I guess I can carry a show."

Yeah, we'll see how long those ratings stick, bb. We can't imagine the world will be able to tolerate something 'all about you' for too much longer!

And what will next season be called?? Bethenny Getting Divorced From Her Gay Husband? Or maybe just Bethenny Getting Canceled?

Bwa ha ha.

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Omarosa And Bethenny's Feud Continues!

Filed under: Celebrity FeudsReality TV

Ouch, this feud is ESCALATING!

Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth is still none too pleased with with the comments that Bethenny Frankel made about her on The View the other day, and continued her attack on the Real Housewives of NYC star on The Joy Behar Show last night!

Check out the clip above and enjoy the 'choice' words girlfriend uses to describe her! LOLz!

We doubt Bethenny's going to stay silent for long after that little tirade! It's too good an opportunity for press!

What do U think?? Team Bethenny or Team Omarosa??

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Meow! Bethenny Frankel Weighs In On Housewives Co-Stars

Filed under: Icky Icky PooReality TV

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This is like the pot calling the kettle a famewhore!

That awful hack Bethenny Frankel is at it again, drawing attention to herself by bringing up her Real Housewives of NYC co-star Kelly Bensimon's now infamous bout of 'holy shiz girlfriend you are ca-razy' from this past season!

Bethenny claims:

"I really feel badly that she's trying to claw her way out of it with this 'bullying' thing. I honestly don't think this is the right place for her to be on television. I think she can't resist being on the show, but it's really not healthy for her. Frankly, if I'm not on the show again, that’ll make it better for her because me being on the show again is certainly not good for her health. But I've never seen anything like it — and I really did grow up in a crazy town. I mean, it gives her a lot of attention, but I would never want that kind of attention. I don't think it's healthy."

Pul-leeeeze. Oh, you just love pretending you're above all of the famewhoring and publicity seeking, don't you, bb?

If you don't want that kind of attention, how about you do the world a favor and get off reality television forever?! It would be a shit ton less obnoxious without all of your boney fug and screechy little banshee voice!

You don't fool us, gurl!!

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