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105-Year-Old Woman Credits Bacon For Her Longevity!

Filed under: Super SeniorsInspirationFood

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Who said this 105-year-old woman actually WANTED to live to 105?? Maybe she just has an uncontrollable love for bacon??

LOLz! Obvs we're joking — making it to 105 is a HUGE success! What's even better is that Pearl Cantrell says she owes it all to the food-that-goes-with everything: bacon!

Here's what she said:

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Bacon Flavored Condoms Don't Sound Appetizing At All!

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & TrueFood

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Have we gone too far with the bacon infusions??

We think we might have, because we were JUST about to draw the line at the bacon flavored Scope mouthwash when we realized that sometimes the minty shizz is a little too powerful, so there might be those out there that would benefit from a bacony gargle!

The kind of bacony gargle you'd be doing with bacon-flavored condoms doesn't sound very awesome, though! LOLz!

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Sex Or Food? One In Three Think More About….

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Masturbation or Mastication??

LOLz!

Are you the 1 in 3 that thinks about food more than sex?? It might seem impossible, but apparently it's true!

The study polled 7,000 people from around the world - including the UK, US, Japan and Brazil - and found that

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Burger King Japan's Pumpkin Burger Arrives!

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How many times have you wished that you had a pumpkin burger after a long day's work?

Zero?

Well, now that you know they exist (and they look pretty delicious), we bet that number will shoot through the roof! LOLz!

The Burger King Pumpkin Burger contains

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Bacon Shortage An Overstatement Though Prices May Rise

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Okay, so we may have slightly overreacted when we said the world would run really low on bacon soon.

There really won't be a huge shortage with people lined up outside supermarkets just for a chance to get some bacon or anything like that.

A farm bureau economist said:

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ALERT: BACON SHORTAGE INEVITABLE

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Sorry for yelling, but this is just about the worst news we could get today — apparently a shortage of bacon is looming on the horizon… and we can't do anything to stop it!

Britain's National Pig Association (NPA) (yes it's real) says that pig herds in Europe are shrinking, which is now a trend around the world.

To blame?

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The Double Bacon Corn Dog Exists, Wants To Be Inside You

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Forget people trying to make tomatoes taste better, or how to grow plants without pesticide — the true food science in this world is coming from state fairs!

Allow us to introduce the Double Bacon Corn Dog, made by Campbell's Concessions of Des Moines, Iowa.

People at the Iowa State Fair will be getting a taste next month!

Here's what the creator said:

"I don't know anyone else that ever tried it and I know most other corn dog operators. I know a lot of people do the deep fried Oreos and deep fried butter but not bacon corn dogs."

Here's how it's done: the hot dog is wrapped in bacon, deep-fried, refrigerated and covered in batter with bacon bits. Then they do a "few more rich things to make the flavor pop."

Sounds bacon-y!

Would U give this a try???!??!?!???

[Image courtesy Campbell's Concessions.]

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