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Arnold Schwarzenegger Cooks An 80,000 Calorie Sandwich On A Freakin' TANK! You're Gonna Be Sick After Watching This Video!
When we say 80,000 calories, what do you think of?
40 days worth of food? Yeah, that's what most normal people would think.
But not Arnold Schwarzenegger!!
When Arnie hears 80,000 calories he thinks one thing… sandwich!
When California's former governator teamed up with the guys from Epic Meal Time, things got intense.
Like, cooking ostrich eggs, each with 150 grams of protein, on the hot metal of Arnold's personal, fully functional, M47 tank kind of intense.
Combine that with almost 10,000 calories of bread, 13,000 calories of cheese and 32,000 calories of bacon and you're on your way to one hell of a Steak and Egger Sandwich.
Add a couple of extra tens of thousands of calories of beef and blammo, you've got an 80,000 calorie sandwich the likes of which has never before been seen!
PRESS PLAY (above) to see the epic sandwich being made and watch Arnold take one of the epic meal guys for a ride in his friggin' tank!! GROSS BUT AMAZING.
No, this isn't about some weird law about not wearing pants like how women are allowed to go topless in NYC.
A staple for hungover hipsters everywhere is the bottomless mimosa brunch, which is a magical thing.
Who doesn't want 8 glasses of champagne and orange juice (with a splash of pineapple if you really know how to live) with their greasy eggs and french toast meal with a side of extra crispy bacon?
The problem is the State Liquor Authority has a law (not some new law, but an old one already on the books) that says bars and restaurants are breaking the law if they're:
Who can deny its crunchy, salty goodness??
So it’s only fitting that Cara posted an Instagram pic of herself at the beach over the weekend wearing Xplicit boxer briefs with the words “Making Bacon” on them. Alongside the words was an image of two pigs…erm, doing the deed.
Talk about a double entendre!!
To continue with the bacon theme, the sassy model wore her bacon socks as well. And that’s all!!
She wore NOTHING else, thus making her totally topless. SeXXXy!
Hopefully she texted the hawt pic to Michelle Rodriguez later! Wouldn’t want her to miss out on this epic “making bacon” moment…ha!
P.S. CLICK HERE to find out why Cara had the best week ever last week!!
[Image via Instagram.]
We now pronounce you
man bacon and wife bacon!
At Iowa's Blue Ribbon Bacon Festival there are all sorts of amazing bacon themed events! That's why fest head Brooks Reynolds invited someone super important:
The bacon minister, Adam Poch.
He's an ordained minister and he's already had his own bacon themed wedding. Now, he helps others realize their own bacony dreams.
He's actually kinda famous, he was on