It's a good thing that Google's augmented reality glasses aren't available this St. Patrick's day, because we'd need time for the steep learning curve to discipline ourselves with how to properly use it!
This cleverly HIGHlarious video (above) is the perfect example of how every beta tester out there with Google Glass is going to handle this Sunday's festivities!
Is it weird that no matter how awful this guy's holiday gets, we still think the technology looks pretty cool?? Nah! We'd wear these suckers in a heartbeat if Google sent us some (not so much the talking shoe)!
Former Penn State coach Joe Paterno is in the hospital after fracturing his pelvis during a fall in his home on Saturday.
The fall is only more bad luck for the legendary college football coach. Not only was he fired thanks to the Jerry Sandusky sex scandal, but he's fighting lung cancer as well!
Thankfully for JoePa, no surgery will be needed, but he will remain in the hospital as his condition stabilizes.
With everything going on in the 85-year-old's life, this is probably the last thing he needed. We're glad to hear he's okay and wish him a speedy recovery so he can continue his lung cancer treatments.
As you know, Patton's Oswalt's wife Michelle McNamarapassed away suddenly in April, and he still struggles to cope with the devastating loss.
Speaking with The Times, the stand-up comedian recounted the heartbreaking morning he found the true crime author had died in her sleep -- a day he says was the "the second worst day of his life," the first being when he had to tell the couple's seven-year-old daughter, Alice, that her mother had passed.
Oswalt recalled telling his wife -- who had been working long hours investigating "The Golden State Killer" -- to "sleep until you wake up." So, McNamara took some Xanax and went to bed.