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Well, if you're gonna survive in this industry, this is gotta be the attitude to have!

Johnny Depp has done many movies during his long career in Hollywood, while most are brilliant (like Edward Scissorhands) not all have been well received.

Like his film The Rum Diary aka where he met his soon-to-be wife Amber Heard.

[ Video: Johnny Depp Got Drunk For His Hollywood Film Awards Speech! ]

So what do you do when you have movies that absolutely FLOP at the box office?

Learn to not give a f*ck! That's what Johnny does!

Tags: amber heard, bad movies, beautiful, box office, doesn't care, film flickers, flop movies, flops, fucks, hollywood, johnny depp, johnny depp movie failures, movies, no fucks, speech

We all know of the Golden Raspberries and the prestigious honor of being called terrible and the worst.

Now, we have the Soily Awards!

The Soily Awards not only highlight the worst of the worst of 2011's cinematic dump, but they also highlight the movies that thought were incredibly pretentious and pompous.

The Sollies were created by Movieline and will be given out on March 23rd. So who are the lucky nominees?!

We'll give you a hint: It does not look good for Russell Brand, Taylor Lautner, and Transfomers.

CLICK the jump to check out the full list of nominees and the award description below!

CLICK THE JUMP!!!

Tags: awards, bad acting, bad movies, film, golden raspberries, movie, movieline, soily awards

Oh man! This is so sad, you guys. We barely know what to say!

Once upon a time, Lindsay Lohan worked along side such great minds as Tina Fey, Jane Fonda and Chris Pine.

Now, she's preparing for a lucrative career selling crap to the masses and she has hooked up with the ShamWow guy to do it.

Check out the trailer for the DUMBEST movie we think will ever be written, Underground Comedy, starring LiLo as Lilo. (above)

We can't watch it again! We got to go! Poor Lindsay!

Tags: bad movies, shamwow, trailer

First, he took on Bad Boys, then he took on bad movies about Transformers, and now he’s taking a queue from Rihanna and tackling aliens!

Sources are referring to the upcoming Michael Bay/Paramount extra-terrestrial outing as probably garbage meets Cloverfield meets Paranormal Activity.

The plotline is being kept heavily under wraps, but we’re predicting there will be special effects, explosions, and exploding special effects.

We can only hope that Bay will get so immersed in this project, that he’ll forget to make Transformers 3. Fingers crossed.

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: aliens, bad movies, explosions, michael bay, movies, paramount, transformers

Maybe they spent all of the production costs on turning this mess into 3-D! LOLs!

Check out this truly telling promotional picture from the superhero flick Thor, featuring Chris Hemsworth and a particularly LOL-inducing Anthony Hopkins!

That's right, the man who made us pee ourselves playing Hannibal Lector is wearing a gold-plated pringle eye patch!

WTF is going on with this shiz?!

If this is what it's going to look like, we can't help but wonder how the hell they snagged not only him, but Natalie Portman, and Kenneth Branagh as the director! Ha!

We guess we'll have wait for the trailer.

What do U think?? Is Thor going to be as shiteous as it looks?

Tags: 3 d, anthony hopkins, bad movies, chris hemsworth, director, eye patch, kenneth branagh, no seriously wtf, odin, production stills, ridiculous, seriously wtf, thor, wtf

He hasn't even released his latest, The Last Airbender, yet, and he's already working on his next!

Director M. Night Shyamalan is reportedly circulating a new screenplay to top studio execs, a project which has reportedly garnered the interest of Bradley Cooper, Goopy Paltrow and his former Sixth Sense and Unbreakable star, Bruce Willis!

To the surprise of no one, the whole ordeal is overly secretive, and no details about the story or plot have been revealed.

But given the last few pieces of shit this guy has produced, we're not expecting much!

What do U think?? Can M. Night Shyamalan finally make a decent movie again??

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: bad movies, director, m. night shyamalan, new, pitching, screenplay, sixth sense, the last airbender, unbreakable

After the offensively shiteous Furry Vengeance, we could see why she would want a change of pace!

Sources close to Brooke Shields are reporting that the actress is planning to start rehearsals for an as-of-yet unspecified Broadway show after the summer!

Girlfriend is no stranger to the stage - she's been in various revivals, including Chicago, Grease, and Cabaret - so we're sure she'll bring it!

What do U think?? Are U excited to hear Brooke is returning to Broadway??

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: bad movies, broadway, cabaret, furry vengeance, grease, rehearsals, unspecified