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Introducing The First Ever Soily Award Nominees!

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We all know of the Golden Raspberries and the prestigious honor of being called terrible and the worst.

Now, we have the Soily Awards!

The Soily Awards not only highlight the worst of the worst of 2011's cinematic dump, but they also highlight the movies that thought were incredibly pretentious and pompous.

The Sollies were created by Movieline and will be given out on March 23rd. So who are the lucky nominees?!

We'll give you a hint: It does not look good for Russell Brand, Taylor Lautner, and Transfomers.

CLICK the jump to check out the full list of nominees and the award description below!

CLICK THE JUMP!!!

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ShamWOW Presents The Lowest Part Of Lindsay Lohan's Career!

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Oh man! This is so sad, you guys. We barely know what to say!

Once upon a time, Lindsay Lohan worked along side such great minds as Tina Fey, Jane Fonda and Chris Pine.

Now, she's preparing for a lucrative career selling crap to the masses and she has hooked up with the ShamWow guy to do it.

Check out the trailer for the DUMBEST movie we think will ever be written, Underground Comedy, starring LiLo as Lilo. (above)

We can't watch it again! We got to go! Poor Lindsay!

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Michael Bay Takes on Aliens

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First, he took on Bad Boys, then he took on bad movies about Transformers, and now he’s taking a queue from Rihanna and tackling aliens!

Sources are referring to the upcoming Michael Bay/Paramount extra-terrestrial outing as probably garbage meets Cloverfield meets Paranormal Activity.

The plotline is being kept heavily under wraps, but we’re predicting there will be special effects, explosions, and exploding special effects.

We can only hope that Bay will get so immersed in this project, that he’ll forget to make Transformers 3. Fingers crossed.

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HIGHlarious Production Still From Thor Released!

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Maybe they spent all of the production costs on turning this mess into 3-D! LOLs!

Check out this truly telling promotional picture from the superhero flick Thor, featuring Chris Hemsworth and a particularly LOL-inducing Anthony Hopkins!

That's right, the man who made us pee ourselves playing Hannibal Lector is wearing a gold-plated pringle eye patch!

WTF is going on with this shiz?!

If this is what it's going to look like, we can't help but wonder how the hell they snagged not only him, but Natalie Portman, and Kenneth Branagh as the director! Ha!

We guess we'll have wait for the trailer.

What do U think?? Is Thor going to be as shiteous as it looks?

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M. Night Shyamalan Starts Recruiting Big Names For Next Movie!

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He hasn't even released his latest, The Last Airbender, yet, and he's already working on his next!

Director M. Night Shyamalan is reportedly circulating a new screenplay to top studio execs, a project which has reportedly garnered the interest of Bradley Cooper, Goopy Paltrow and his former Sixth Sense and Unbreakable star, Bruce Willis!

To the surprise of no one, the whole ordeal is overly secretive, and no details about the story or plot have been revealed.

But given the last few pieces of shit this guy has produced, we're not expecting much!

What do U think?? Can M. Night Shyamalan finally make a decent movie again??

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Brooke Shields Is Going Back To Broadway!!

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After the offensively shiteous Furry Vengeance, we could see why she would want a change of pace!

Sources close to Brooke Shields are reporting that the actress is planning to start rehearsals for an as-of-yet unspecified Broadway show after the summer!

Girlfriend is no stranger to the stage - she's been in various revivals, including Chicago, Grease, and Cabaret - so we're sure she'll bring it!

What do U think?? Are U excited to hear Brooke is returning to Broadway??

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Breaking Dawn Screenwriter Reveals How She's Going To Handle The Book's More, Ahem, Unusual Sequences.

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Are you serious??

We're going to have to sit through two full movies of this mess and we're not even going to get an R-rated version of RPatz eating that sparkly vampire hatching out of a half-dead Stewie Puss Puss?!

Devastation!

Ever since the release of Stephenie Meyer's concluding novel in the Twilight series, Breaking Dawn, Twi-Hards all over the world have been speculating about how the hell they're going to adapt MANY of the unnecessarily long, poorly plotted and 'what the fuck' moments of the shiteous book onto screen!

Melissa Rosenberg, the poor screenwriter who has taken on the impossible task of trying to make the books into comprehensible, tolerable films, recently talked about the notorious 'birthing' sequence and how she's going to approach it for the movie!

She says:

On the fan site, on Facebook, all the comments are "It has to be R rated! You have to show the childbirth! Gore and guts and sex!" For me it's actually more interesting to not see it. You know, you can do childbirth without seeing childbirth … it doesn't mean it's any less evocative of an experience.

Boo!

It's bad enough that the book is ridiculous, but we think the only way to make it work as a movie is to embrace its ridiculousness!

She gives BIRTH to a vampire baby, people! He eats the effing infant OUT OF HER!

You mean to tell us that you're going to try to make it a nuanced, dramatic scene??

That's even more BARF-worthy than eating vampire babies out of steel placentas.

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