We were hoping to see Wolverine jump out of her cake wearing nothing but his adamantium codpiece, but this will do!!
Now we know his b-day present moistened more than just his Les Misérables co-star's lips!!
According to eye-witnesses, Jean Valjean surprised Cosette with a birthday lap-dance soooo erotic that her
mouth lady-parts salivated at the prospect of nibbling on his 11-inch French baguette!!
And the well-rounded performer sang, too!