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How Especially Desperate Of Her!!

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Oh, Jennifer Love Desperate, you're so pathetic mature!

As we all know, the hacktress has been pimping out her first dalliance as an author - a ridiculous guide to relationships - and despite her recent split from Freddy Krueger Jamie Kennedy, she's choosing to keep the book's dedication to him intact!

She says:

"I had the opportunity to change it and chose not to because I meant the things that I said in the book and he really did teach me a lot and I'm very grateful to him for that. We're kind of opposites - I'm like this gushy romantic and he's sort of a realist, so he really taught me how to look at the reality of love, whereas maybe I had my head up my desperate ass in the clouds before… He taught me a lot about men and what they think."

HA.

Did you even ask how he feels about that little shout-out??

Why anyone would want a dedication in something that sad is beyond us!

Actually, never mind!

He probably realized that only person who's going to spend time paying enough attention to that mess to see his name will be Desperate herself, while she cries into her crunchwrap supreme and tequila spiked Baja Blast because being alone is just so hard!

Bwa ha ha.

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More Financial Woes!! Nic Cage SUED AGAIN!!

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This is certainly NOT going to help - he's already in MASSIVE debt!!

Back in 2007, before Nicolas Cage was EFFED financially, he decided to lease two vintage Rolls Royce cars!!

TWO?? You really needed TWO Rolls Royce's??

Well, as we all know, now that Nic can't even afford a Baja Blast from Taco Bell, he returned the cars.

HOWEVER, he signed 60-month leasing contracts with Premier Financial Services, who are not happy about the $$$$ they lost over the actor's breach of contract, and are suing him for almost $250,000!!

Ouch!!

Bet you're wishing you had just been practical and stuck with a Volvo station wagon, right Nic??

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