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Once Upon A Time Execs Are Desperate For Fifty Shades Hunk Jamie Dornan To Return, But He's Busy With Ball Gags & Stuff!

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The world will happily gobble up every marvelous morsel of Jamie Dornan's deliciousness when 50 Shades of Grey hits theaters next year, but the iconic role comes with a price!

This shining young star might be one of Hollywood's seXXXiest and most talented studs right now, but he still can't be two places at once!

He's taking a turn on the big screen as Christian Grey, but — because of his involvement in that project — he hasn't been able to return to ABC's Once Upon a Time!!!

In fact, show runners revealed they were desperate for Jamie to return as the Huntsman, but he simply CANNOT make enough time in his schedule!!!

Executive Producer Edward Kitsis explained:

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Matt Bomer Bends Over Christian Grey Competition, Shows Them Who's On The Top

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Sorry, ASkars! Tough luck, Joe Man! Foiled again, Danny Glover!

The people have spoken, and they want need Matt Bomer to play notorious bedroom master Christian Grey!

As the E.L. James' infamous book enters the early stages of pre-pre-pre-production, the internet in all of its infinite glory demands to have a say in the casting decisions!

Sure, a few are holding out for Ian Somerhalder but a wide array of internet polls all have 50 Shades of Grey fans coming to a near consensus in their love for the marvelous Matty B!

WE LOVE IT!!

And just in time for

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Ryan Gosling's Boner Entices Emma Watson To Become Ana Steele In 50 Shades Of Grey?

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Brilliant! Absolutely bloody brilliant!

We want need Ryan Gosling to teach Emma Watson the ways of love, pain, sex, bondage, and, yes, anal beads!!

And we want demand to see it on the big screen!

And you know what? The perky Wallflower gal is open to the possibility!

She admitted this week at the London premiere of Perks of Being A Wallflower:

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E.L. James Earns $1.4 Mil A Week From Perverted Housewives

EL James Is Kind of Rich

That can buy a girl a lot of anal beads!

Fifty Shades of Grey author EL James is kind of having a good year.

In March, Universal optioned the film rights to her material for $5 mil.

Her novels are shattering every sales record known to man or beast, she's raking in almost 200k each day, and is probably due for a $20 mil royalty check in September!!

So how does a book about ball gags generate so much revenue??

It doesn't hurt that it's sold

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