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Stephen Colbert Persuades Donald Trump To Suck On His Testicles For $1 Mil!

Now this is an offer we can get behind! Or under, as it were!

Donald Trump learned the hard way yesterday that, when you open your mouth to say something silly, you might find that vacuum suddenly filled with Stephen Colbert dangly ball-sack!!

After Donald announced he would only donate $5 mil to charity if President Obama catered to the real estate mogul's outrageous whims, Stephen countered with an unusual proposition of his own!

Ch-ch-check out this clip from The Colbert Report (above), for the most HIGHlariously indecent proposal we've seen in a long while!!

So whatya say, Mizter Trump?

Ready to close your eyes and open your mouth for a good cause!

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Las Vegas Man Has 100 Pound Scrotum

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This is so sad!

Wesley Warren, Jr., a 47-year-old man who lives in Las Vegas, is suffering from what doctors call scrotal lymphedema. The condition has made his scrotum swell up with so much fluid that it weighs 100 pounds!

His scrotum is so large that his penis is buried underneath the scrotal tissue and he is no longer able to direct is urination spray.

The unfortunate condition, a result of an accidental striking of his testicles by his own leg in his sleep, has left him severely depressed. Although he avoids suicidal thoughts, he can't help but to break down in tears for minutes at a time on a regular basis, explaining:

"When I think about the penis being sucked into the testicle sack, unable to use it like a normal 47-year-old person uses a penis, other than for it to just dribble urine out when it comes out. I think a lot of other people that are not stronger would have at least attempted suicide by now. So i think I am well deserved of my 5 minutes every couple of days."

Ugh! This makes us want to cry ourselves!

The swelling is so disabling that he can no longer work and can't even sit on the toilet for a bowel movement.

He's visited dozens of doctors, including a lymphedema specialist, who have all prescribed antibiotics that do nothing. It is apparent now that surgery is necessary, but his state Medicaid won't cover the operation that will cost up to $1 million!

If the state won't budge on the matter, Wesley is hoping sympathetic men will and has already gone on The Howard Stern Show to publicize his condition. He can be contacted at BenefitBallSack@yahoo.com if anyone wishes to donate toward the steep cost of surgery.

Check out the daily struggles this man faces with a 100 pound growth attached to his groin in the video above to see how truly disabling and demeaning his condition is!

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Quote Of The Day

ozzy osbourne quote of the day

"Any guy who starts emailing pictures of his ball sack to anyone has got a serious f***ing problem."

- Ozzy Osbourne to Rolling Stone

[Image via WENN.]

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