We. Can't. Wait.
At the time, the reality TV star mentioned writing a memoir about her experiences with the religion from childhood to adulthood. However, since we hadn't heard a thing about this tell-all — we figured the idea got scrapped, or it was just all talk to begin with.
But glory be to Xenu because it's REAL, y'all!
On Thursday, Ballantine Books announced the actress' story — titled Troublemaker: Surviving Hollywood and Scientology — will hit shelves on