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Who wouldn't wanna play with their sticky balls?!

If there's anything Jimmy Fallon knows how to do, it's how to take a mildly interesting game like dodgeball and give it a quirky twist.

He did just that Tuesday night as John Cena stopped by The Tonight Show to promote his new show American Grit, and ended up playing a game of "Sticky Balls"!

Related: Ranking Jimmy's Tonight Show Games From Best To Worst

Basically, it's just a game of dodgeball where both players are wearing suits made out of velcro, and have to dodge tiny, red balls — but of course neither funnyman could resist a good ol' fashioned d*ck joke.

Seems simple enough, but we don't quite agree with the final score — Jimmy definitely does not know how to count. LOLz!

Ch-ch-check out John and Jimmy's "Sticky Balls" (above)!!!

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This is gonna hurt for a while.

Poor Edmonton Oilers center Matt Hendricks — the NHL star was just trying to help his team win a game against the Dallas Stars on Thursday night when his package was pummeled by a hockey puck in the most unfortunate way!

Related: Keep Up On All The Wacky Sports News HERE!

Hendricks was on the ice in the game's second period with his team down two goals, when an opponent's slapshot gone wrong put Hendricks down, too — he caught a flying puck RIGHT to the groin!

Ouch!!!

Ch-ch-check it out (below):

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Kim Zolciak-Biermann is ready to smack some balls!

But before your mind goes in the gutter, the reality TV star was literally at a putting range!

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On Wednesday, the former Real Housewives of Atlanta star went on Instagram to show off her version of "athletic attire" and let's just say we don't think it's country club-appropriate!

The 37-year-old wore a denim blouse, a frayed skirt, brown gladiator heels, and of course, her signature blonde wig!

The mother of six captioned the insanely bootylicious pic:

"Yup I'm swinging clubs for the 1st time ever!!! #InHeelsInASkirtInAWig #GottaBeSexyAtALLTimes#TopGolf"

You go girl! Just because you're hitting the green, doesn't mean you can't show off what your mama gave ya!

Right before she swung her clubs, the Don't Be Tardy personality gave a shoutout to her hot husband, Kroy Biermann!

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Rob Lowe is a truly powerful man.

He has the power of fame and fortune, the power of a supremely handsome face and the power to kill flying birds with golf balls!

Rob went on Conan recently to reveal he hasn't played golf in a long time, ever since… the incident.

Back in 2007, Rob was playing in a celebrity tournament in Iowa. At one point, he "hit a really – I thought – nice sand wedge" which sent his golf ball rocketing through the air and right into a flying American goldfinch!!

[ Related: Shy Bladder Group Mad At Rob Lowe! ]

That's like a million to one shot! What's even crazier is that was also Iowa's state bird! Oh noes!!

The tournament sponsors crunched some numbers and figured out that the odds of Rob hitting a bird mid-air were one out of

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This sculptor clearly knows what he or she was doing!

Cristiano Ronaldo's hometown of Funchal in Madeira, Portugal decided to pay tribute to the Adonis-like soccer player with a statue over the weekend.

And we're going to go ahead and assume it is 100% anatomically correct. Or maybe even 110% since this statue seems to be going the extra mile inch!

[ Photos: Actors Who Should Show Their Peen In A Movie ]

We're not exactly sure what they were thinking when they carved out his bronzed balls, but we're not complaining either!

So, if you fetishize sculptures, then feel free to add this one to the spank bank!

[Image via Cristina Ferreira/Facebook.]

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This is awful!

And makes us kind of never want to eat pizza again!!!

A pizzeria called Georgetown's Papa Murphy's Pizza in Texas may have a shortage of customers once this story gets passed around the neighborhood!

Apparently a teenage employee at the pizza shop admitted to rubbing his, *ahem*, testicles all over a customer's pizza, but his reasons for such an atrocious act are seriously confounding!

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…and it's not the withdrawal method.

It's Vasalgel! The non-hormonal version of birth control for men!

It's a gel that gets injected into the vas deferens, the tube that connects the balls to the pee pee tube. Basically, its a polymer gel that blocks the sperm superhighway.

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