A 17-year-old Chicago boy went to the hospital this weekend with a wounded groin, but it's not what you think — he did NOT burn himself while having sex with a freshly baked apple pie!
As it turns out, he accidentally shot himself near the privates! Ouch! Totes bummer!
What's truly strange about his story, though, is what he told the cops who questioned him!
He told them two firearm-weilding Ninjas popped out of a black van and shot him! Ninjas! Seriously! HE BLAMED NINJAS!
The culprit behind Harry Styles' cracked nutz has come forward!
Someone called Jade Anderson has admitted to throwing her shoe at Harry Styles' groin during One Direction's recent Glasgow gig (watch the HIGHlarious incident above) and took to her Twitter immediately after the show to apologize for her ball-busting actions.
Here's an amusing little advertisement from Nike, featuring Tiger Woods schooling the next generation of golfers how to sink shots.
The only problem we have with this lighthearted peddling of product is how they managed to blatantly miss the best cup reference out there, which is obviously the kind that goes in a jock strap. Ha!
We'd watch Tiger hitting balls into other dudes balls from hundreds of yards any day!
Russell Crowe really shouldn't have gone for that run the other day — his face must be SUPER cold without his amazballs beard!
Though, not all is lost. He has been reunited with his bike. We're glad to see things aren't over between the two, as they're one of our favorite Hollywood couples!
We all know how terrifying antibiotic-resistant bacteria is. There's just no good way of fighting it, and it can lead to some seriously horrible things. The worst part is that the mutated bacteria is super easy to pick up — even at hospitals.
Luckily, there's a company called Galapagos that is testing a new class of antibiotics that will combat this type of super bacteria!! Though, it's only a matter of time until the bacteria mutates even stronger, right…?
Kanye West may not have been having the best week - between the gay rumors, his latest temper tantrum, and a bruised up Lamborghini - but we have a feeling that with this weekend, all of that's about to change!
The sometimes-volatile yet supremely talented rapper has been hard at work recording his new album in Paris, and apparently, has few very creative, larger than life tricks up his sleeve for how he's going to begin its promotional campaign!
Which, of course, started last night, when he projected a video of himself performing his brand new single, New Slaves, onto the sides of 66 BUILDINGS LOCATED ALL OVER THE WORLD!
Ch-ch-check out to what the folks of Williamsburg, Brooklyn, were treated on the corner of Bedford and N. 7 (above)!
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