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Dale Earnhardt Jr. Legitimately Enjoys Banana And Mayonnaise Sandwiches & The Internet Is Losing Its Sh*t!

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Yup, this actually happened.

You might want to take a minute after reading this.

Okay. So the internet was up in arms on Tuesday after Dale Earnhardt Jr. shared that he was chowing down on his favorite sandwich, which combines bananas and mayonnaise.

Related: Dale Is Giving His Nephew A Chance!

Now, we understand that the NASCAR star has a deal with Hellman's, but this is a LOT, even for a brand partnership. Which is why we don't think he was exaggerating.

The race car driver actually LOVES banana and mayonnaise sandwiches, and took to Twitter to prove it, posting:

Ugh.

Looking at it is making us queasy all over again. But we aren't alone! The 41-year-old also admitted that his fiancée, Amy Reimann, was also not a fan, saying:

No, it's definitely not for everyone, because the Twitterverse freaked the f*ck out about it! Ch-ch-check out some reactions (below):

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Madonna Asks A Random Concertgoer To Lick A Banana — But It Turns Out The Man Is A Chinese Pop Superstar!

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Well this is awkward!

Madonna, currently on her Rebel Heart world tour, was in Macau earlier this week when she brought one lucky fan on stage to dance while she performed… only there was a catch!

Her Madgesty, without knowing it, brought up Eason Chan — who is a VERY famous Cantonese pop star in his native China!!

Related: Madonna's Personal Trainer F*cked Her Boyfriend?!

Chan, rocking a man bun and yellow pants — the color of which would very soon become appropriate — danced with Madge for a while, impressing the pop superstar so much that she decided to give him an award!

The award was a banana (See?! We told you his pants were applicable!), and Madonna wanted him to do something very dirty with it!

Watch the whole thing go down (below)!!!

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Celebrate #NationalToastDay With 20 Celebs Who Love To Get TOASTED!

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Butter our biscuits, it's National Toast Day!

We're not complaining that yet another arbitrary day is put aside to celebrate a specific food item, (FYI, it's also National Banana Bread Day — go figure) because we can always use an excuse to munch on a warm slice fresh from the toaster!

Most celebrities won't be celebrating by chomping on pieces of toast (too many carbs, obvi), but we have a feeling some stars will be getting very TOASTY in another way — wink, wink!

We can totally picture Seth Rogen and Snoop Dogg commemorating national toast day by smoking a bunch of weed and trying all the different flavors of toast like classic white, french, pumpernickel, and cinnamon swirl!

Find out which other celebs will be getting toasted this holiday…

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WTF!! Mother Finds Spider Nest On Banana — And These Spiders' Poisonous Bites Can Cause Four-Hour Erections!

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When one mother went to give her six-year-old daughter a banana, she noticed that the piece of fruit had something else on it — a "massive spider cocoon!!!"

EWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

Maria Layton luckily discovered the infestation shortly before handing what she thought was a harmless snack to her daughter, Siri. The cocoon was full of deadly Brazilian wandering spiders, which are some of the most aggressive and venomous arachnids in the world!

Layton explained that her husband picked the bananas up from Tesco, a grocery chain in the UK, and they had been in her house an entire day before she

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Dad Gives Kids AWFUL Christmas Presents And Their Reactions Are So SWEET!! Nice List For Life!!

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This dad, like so many dads before him, wanted to do something MEAN "funny" to his kids for Christmas.

He told his cute little British accented children that they'd each get to open one present early!!

Huzzah! An early gift! That's the most exciting thing everrrrr!

Until they unwrapped their presents and saw what they got:

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The Loveable Minions From Despicable Me Are Finally Getting Their Own Movie! Watch The First Trailer HERE!

Ask and you shall receive!

Ever since Despicable Me came out in 2010, fans have been itching for a film starring the one and many adorable banana yellow buggers!

Now, they're getting just that!

[ Related: Disney's Frozen Accomplishes An Unthinkable Feat! ]

The minions practically stole the show in the first and second flick. They were a HUGE hit with the crowd, so why not give them their own film?!

Everyone knows the minions are super loyal to Gru and his adorable adopted daughters…but does anyone know where they came from?!

LOLz!

See how it all began (above)!!

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What A Good Girlfriend! Ariana Grande Buys Halloween Costumes For Herself & Big Sean! Can You Guess What The Couple Will Be?

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Ok, we're definitely looking forward to this reveal!

On a recent trip to Florida, Ariana Grande went on a MAJOR Halloween shopping spree for herself and new beau, Big Sean.

According to sources, Ariana was spotted picking out a ton of costume options, like a banana and a grape!

[ Watch: Ariana Grande Was ALWAYS Interested In Big Sean! ]

Before you think Ari and her bae are dressing up as Fruit of the Loom, the singer also picked up a bunch of long, expensive, neon-colored wigs, makeup and stage blood.

Uhhh, we're confused.

While we have absolutely NO idea what they're planning on, we're glad to be aware of their multitude of options!!

What do you think the couple will go as this year?

[Image via Twitter.]

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