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Michael Vick Is Officially A Millionaire Again After Filing For Bankruptcy! Yay.

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It looks like Michael Vick's financial issues are officially a thing of the past!

Back in 2008, the footballer was forced to file for bankruptcy due to mounting legal fees. However, thanks to his NFL contract, he was able to climb out of debt despite his spending habits!

Well his money management has apparently improved since then as he's officially

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Pink Can Say F*ck You To Anyone She Wants!

Filed under: Music MinuteSilly!PinkBusiness BlitzX Factor

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'Cause girl has a specific bank account set aside for JUST that reason!!!!

In a recent interview, Pink revealed that her former manager and current X Factor judge L.A. Reid advised the young punk-poper to set aside money whenever possible into a special 'f*ck you' account!

What IS a 'f*ck you' account? The fiery, bubblegum-colored star explains:

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Oregon Woman Gets Herpes…And Then Gets Rich!

Oregon Woman gets massive settlement for herpes lawsuit

Herpes isn't all bad. As long as a judge awards you with $900,000 for getting it.

A 49-year-old Oregon woman filed a lawsuit against a 69-year-old dentist who accidentally gave her herpes. We say "accidentally" because he didn't think she'd get it. However, he didn't bother to tell her about his unpleasant condition before they banged and didn't bother wearing a condom either. So really, he's just the worst health care professional ever.

The defendant contended that he is not at fault because his eHarmony date

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Zoe Saldana Gets A Parking Ticket After A Doctor's Appointment

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Zoe Saldana gets a ticket

Getting a ticket always sucks, but after an annoying visit to the doctors office? Even worse!

That's exactly what happened to Zoe Saldana on Saturday! The Colombiana actress was greeted with a pesky parking ticket after leaving a medical building in El Lay.

Ugh! We feel your pain, gurl! We're pretty sure your bank account can handle it though.

Think of it as a donation to the city! Ha!

We'd also like to mention that she was seen leaving the medical building with none other than her former fiance Keith Britton! The couple amicably split in November, but clearly still care a great deal for each other.

We hope you're happy and healthy, Zoe!

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Snooki & Jwoww Vs. Banking!

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This sounds RIVETING! (Okay, not really.)

Even though it's supposed to be a "reality" show, a rundown for Jwoww and Snooki's upcoming show has been uncovered, revealing all the shenanigans the girls will get into in their pilot episode.

First on the list - learning to write a check.

Apparently, even though she has thousands of dollars at her disposal, Snooki has no idea how to distribute that money by means of a check. According to the rundown, she's never written one.

Let us set the scene for you:

Int. Bank Of New Jersey - Day

Snooki sits with her Papa across from a banking agent. For the first time in her life, she's opening her own checking account. This leaves us all to wonder where her $30K per episode paychecks from Jersey Shore have been going all this time. But we digress….

Papa Snooks and the agent explain to her how the funny little book filled with long, rectangular papers works. Snooki then looks at the banker and asks, "Do you have any blinged out checks?"

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Incredible, right?

Oh, we should add that according to the rundown, Snooki ends up having trouble "adding and subtracting from the ledger."

Those boxes can be really small! Hard to see, even!

Besides, this is all a moot point. Doesn't she have an accountant? C'mon!

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SuBo Loves Life Without A Credit Card

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Susan Boyle loves the fact that her parents manager keeps her on a strict allowance.

Despite the fact that SuBo has accrued over $15 million, she is only given $450 a week to survive on…and she's happy with it.

Here's what Susan had to say about her allowance:

"I'm quite happy with that amount. I chose it for myself. It's a good way of doing things. It keeps everything in order. I get what I need when I want it."

More from Susan:

"I don't want a credit card, oh no! I'd be like a baby in a sweet shop. I'm happy the way I am. I've never been a big spender anyway. It's nice, all the luxury. But it's nicer to stay grounded. I need my roots. If you don't have that, you lose your sense of balance, you see."

Respectable? Yes. Responsible? Yes. Fun? Questionable.

If U had $15 million in your bank account, would U give yourself a strict allowance?

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