The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Teresa Giudice will not have to sob all over bubbies as she watches her
excessively gaudy elegant belogings sold in front her, because her lawyer Jim Kridel has announced that the scheduled auction of her personal effects will not be taking place!
Instead, there will be a private sale, which will apparently be held to maximize the amount of money the reality star and her family make for their shiz!
"When the sale is conducted, the Giudices would get $52,000, because they are allowed that as exemptions. There would have been a shortfall. What if they got $30,000, but they owed $52,000 to the Giudices? It wouldn't help, so we said why not have a private sale? It would be best for the state, the creditors, the trustees and the Giudices."
So does that mean that the nefarious wannabe housewife Kim G. can still swoop in like the old, cackling bat she is and buy their belongings?
Keep your chin up, Teresa!
You may still be losing all your shiz, but at least you're not Prostitution Whore!
And we think everyone should always count their blessings for that reason alone!
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