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The self-professed god might not be all that omnipotent after all!
Kanye West has tried and failed to get his lawyers to find a way to stop the launch of Coinye, based on the digital currency BitCoin, on the basis of copyright infringement!
In response to Kanye's request, the anonymous developers released Coinye, a rival to BitCoin, on Tuesday - four days before its intended launch on Saturday!
This sounds like 'Ye's
beautiful dark twisted fantasy ugly dark twisted nightmare!
The virtual tender features Yeezus as a fish, which is a reference to the South Park episode entitled Fish Sticks, where the character of Kanye doesn't get a joke, but refuses to admit it since he's claimed to be a genius.
Hmm maybe this whole shut-them-down reaction to Coinye might be his failure to take a joke in real life?
Yeezy isn't the best with gags at his expense, lest we forget the hashtag "#ALLDISRESPECTTOJIMMYKIMMEL!"
LOLz! We can't believe this is an actual problem… but it is!
The Hong Kong Marathon has BANNED runners from taking selfies because it caused a HUGE crash! Cut that shizz out people! This getting ridiculous!
Remember the moment by living in it to the fullest; don't whip out your phone for a vain shot for Instagram!
It's not worth the runner pile-up, like during last year’s event when a woman stopped at the beginning of the race to take a picture of herself, which triggered a domino-like effect of people crashing into each other! The woman should ALSO be banned from races for trying to pull something like that!
To prevent this an any other ridiculous result from thinking you need a picture of every moment of your life, organizers have banned runners from using cell phones at next year’s event!
Here's what the race chairman said:
Don't expect to see Alexis Bellino's beautiful new nose staring back at Tamra Barney on her wedding day!
Tams wants to BAN the other cast members from her wedding, especially her arch nemesis Alexis. The only lady that miiiiight get an invite is Vicki Gunvalson whom Tamra says she "may" receive a coveted invite in the mail.
And gurlfriend is working hard for a chance to RSVP! A source says:
Vladimir Putin is pissed at America, and he knows exactly where his first strike against us should be aimed- at Russian children.
The Russian President who inexplicably returned to power this year is upset with a U.S. law signed by President Barack Obama that keeps Russian citizens accused of violating human rights from traveling to the United States.
So instead of responding in kind, the leader is taking his ball and going home. Only in this case his "ball" is hundreds of Russian orphans.
Oh really, now??
We know she goes all out for love but dayum!
The dish goes like this
Our hearts go out to Titanic fans in China! They won't be able to draw Rose like one of Jack's French girls!
The country's State Administration of Radio, Film and Television (SARFT) has censored some of the more racier scenes in the film's 3D re-release - including Kate Winslet's infamous nude scene.
In the edited scene, Rose will