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Smoking Decreases In The U.S.

Filed under: AddictionSmoking

Smoking down

And we couldn't be more thrilled!

A Centers for Disease Control and Prevention report released Tuesday revealed 19.3% of adults admitted to smoking last year, which is down from 21% in 2005.

People who are smoking are smoking less too! The rate for smoking 30 or more cigarettes daily (Barf!) dropped to about 8% from nearly 13% in 2005.

The decline in smoking over the last 6 years means 3 million fewer adults were lighting up. Still, the government has their work cut out for them to meet their goal of no more than 12% of the U.S. population smoking by 2020.

Experts say if this rate of decline continues, adult smoking rates will reach 17% by 2020.

We'd love to see smoking decline to 12% nationwide by the end of the decade, but any kind of decrease in cigarette use still means millions of lives are being saved!

Normally, we're all about being different, but this is one healthy majority we want as many people as possible to join!

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Vince Neil Defends MELtdown Gibson!

Filed under: Icky Icky PooMel Gibson

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Yeah, we're sure he's an effing treat once you get a few drinks in him!

Motley Crue's Vince Neil recently opened up about his relationship with horrible fucktard Mel Gibson, and revealed that he had never seen the side of him that the world was exposed to when his explosive phonecalls to Oksana Grigorieva were leaked!

He explains:

"Yeah, Mel's a great guy. He's a friend and I've never seen that part of him. When we used to hang out we would drink and smoke cigars."

A friend, a misogynist, a racist, a violent alocholic, a despicable Anti-Semite…all of those descriptions just go hand in hand, don't they?!

BARF. This guy needs to get an effing clue!

But we can't say we're surprised - this is the man who used to rub egg burritos on his junk so his girlfriend wouldn't know that he cheated!

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Heidi Withdraws Divorce Filings!

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And once again, a psychotic, famewhoring publicity stunt true love prevails!

Thank goodness!

The Real Heidi Doll has officially called off her divorce from Spencer Twatt!

We don't even want to THINK about how these two morons are going to try and top this mess.

We know! How about you pull the ultimate publicity stunt and go away forever!

You'll get SO much press! It's brilliant! Now go and do it!

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Ed And Jessica's PDA!

Filed under: Love LineGossip GirlEd Westwick

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Well aren't they sweet?

BARF!

Gossip Girl's Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr were snapped at the U.S. Open playing tonsil hockey for all to see!

We get it — you guys are back together!

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Stephanie Pratt Embraces Her Inner Ho!

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Listening to Stephanie Pratt speak is like being stabbed repeatedly with thousands of FUG, meth-faced, tiny little knives.

Listening to Stephanie Pratt speak about being slutty with various men is like pouring kerosine on the previously mentioned knives stabbing you, and then lighting a match.

BARF.

The gutter troll recently opened up about her dumbass Twitter break-up with Josh Hansen, and revealed:

"I'm seeing two guys right now, and it's actually way more fun than seeing one guy. I've never done something like this before, but it's really quite lovely! It's not really 'single' life, but I'm way too young for relationships. I've decided I want to keeps things very light, and I've realized that guys are children! It trains them to ask for dates a lot earlier in advance. That's the most amazing part is that I've realized they can actually be trained. My perfect man is someone that wants to read a book in Hawaii. I want someone that doesn't want to be in Hollywood. I want someone who has their own deal, and who thinks that what I do is 'weird.' "

Oh, we're sorry, is what you say and do now supposed to be normal??

We're pretty sure that busted, delusional famewhores are not only weird to everyone, but always obnoxious and pathetic!

But thanks for embracing the fact that you're a ho! Makes our job easier, since we don't have to waste time pointing the obvious out!

Bwa ha ha ha!

Thoughts??

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