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Listening to Stephanie Pratt speak is like being stabbed repeatedly with thousands of FUG, meth-faced, tiny little knives.
Listening to Stephanie Pratt speak about being slutty with various men is like pouring kerosine on the previously mentioned knives stabbing you, and then lighting a match.
"I'm seeing two guys right now, and it's actually way more fun than seeing one guy. I've never done something like this before, but it's really quite lovely! It's not really 'single' life, but I'm way too young for relationships. I've decided I want to keeps things very light, and I've realized that guys are children! It trains them to ask for dates a lot earlier in advance. That's the most amazing part is that I've realized they can actually be trained. My perfect man is someone that wants to read a book in Hawaii. I want someone that doesn't want to be in Hollywood. I want someone who has their own deal, and who thinks that what I do is 'weird.' "
Oh, we're sorry, is what you say and do now supposed to be normal??
We're pretty sure that busted, delusional famewhores are not only weird to everyone, but always obnoxious and pathetic!
But thanks for embracing the fact that you're a ho! Makes our job easier, since we don't have to waste time pointing the obvious out!
Bwa ha ha ha!
And they look pretty happy!
We're still surprised they've lasted this long together. Are U?
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Well, he's moving in with his meal ticket!
A source reveals:
"It just made sense for them. Eddie's lease was up and LeAnn's home was bigger and already familiar to Eddie's sons. It's somewhere the kids know and it allows Mason to stay in the same school district, which was important to them, that there's continuity for him.
"They take [moving in with the kids] with a lot of responsibility. They want to make sure that it was done in the right way….They're just enjoying the moment and are hopeful about their future together."
Eddie will be moving into his new home to wreck within the next month.
Rimes' rep confirmed the news by revealing that "they're excited for this happy new journey."
Well that makes two of them!
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Oh that Miles is so poetic!
"There's so much negativity in the world and what you only need to hear is all the love. People try to say to me, ‘I just heard someone say this or that about you,' and I just ignore it because it's irrelevant. Love is what makes the world go around, and that's all we need to focus on."
[Image via National Photo Group.]
Jennifer Love Hewitt, you are absolutely shameless, and we LOVE IT!
It gives us something to LOL about all day long! Bwa ha ha!
The hacktress, whose shiteous show Ghost Whisperer died TWO deaths after both CBS and ABC axed it from their line-ups, is now desperately attempting to promote her Homecoming Queen Hooker movie on Lifetime like it's the next big Oscar contender!
"It's really a movie about the human condition, and the heart, and where life can take you. [Samantha] has no choice at the end of the day but to give everything that she can in order to take care of her family. She really thinks she's doing the best thing possible for them, and it just gets out of hand. … It takes her on a rollercoaster ride."
How insightful! We're sure the production value is only rivaled by your surely nuanced and poignant performance, bb!
And, of course, because girlfriend is such a serious method actor, she took pole-dancing classes to prep for
her next profession the role! She claims that it "really, really gets you in shape [and] it also really teaches you about your inner sexuality."
Thank you for once again sharing with the world your wealth of
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Well, well - what do we have here?
We thought we smelled the overwhelming, RANK musk of entitlement and grease!
We're sure right after these photos were taken, these two lubed up with oil from each other's hair and had a long, slippery jerk off session together over how great they both are!!